The Mexican Maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

Wife: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: " Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze, the first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: " Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."

Wife (increasingly agitated): "Oh he did did he???"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora...the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

That's awesome.

Bwwaaaa Haaa Haa! Dat wuz good one!

I must be slow tonite. I had to read it 3 times before I got it.

HAHA. That was a good one.

hahaha That was really good! Definitely going to be borrowing this!

This joke has been around for awhile, used to be a Polish maid

This joke has been around for awhile, used to be a Polish maid

Why did the Polish maid have a Mexican accent?

no, she had another talent

It must be nice to have a maid.

Not if you are a naughty wife.

My maid is unnatractive for a reason.

I hope your gardener is also Robert, LOL.

LOL.

My maid is unnatractive for a reason.

Atractive and good for sex are not mutually inclusive. Unnatractive gotta be better to compensate.

Atractive and good for sex are not mutually inclusive. Unnatractive gotta be better to compensate.

Hope that's not your best "come on" line

Atractive and good for sex are not mutually inclusive. Unnatractive gotta be better to compensate.

Ahh....the moped analogy. Fun to ride, til your friends spot you.

Ahh....the moped analogy. Fun to ride, til your friends spot you.

Good from far, but far from good.