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The Mexican Maid

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The Mexican Maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

Wife: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: " Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze, the first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: " Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."

Wife (increasingly agitated): "Oh he did did he???"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora...the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

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Bwwaaaa Haaa Haa! :lol: Dat wuz good one!

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hahaha That was really good! Definitely going to be borrowing this! :D

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This joke has been around for awhile, used to be a Polish maid :D

Why did the Polish maid have a Mexican accent?

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It must be nice to have a maid.

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Not if you are a naughty wife.

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I hope your gardener is also Robert, LOL.

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My maid is unnatractive for a reason. :)

Atractive and good for sex are not mutually inclusive. Unnatractive gotta be better to compensate.

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Atractive and good for sex are not mutually inclusive. Unnatractive gotta be better to compensate.

Hope that's not your best "come on" line :blink:

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Atractive and good for sex are not mutually inclusive. Unnatractive gotta be better to compensate.

Ahh....the moped analogy. Fun to ride, til your friends spot you. :lol:

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Ahh....the moped analogy. Fun to ride, til your friends spot you. :lol:

Good from far, but far from good.

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