At work today I was driving doing bout 50mph window down a crack like 2in well this wasp came threw and smacked me right in the fore head and stung me. The rest of my crew thaught it was hilarious and I have a big red goose egg on my forehead well moving classrooms all day lovely.

HA!

that just made my afternoon.

get well soon.

ha

Yeah everyone here at work has been getting a good laugh out of it

i was on my way to hauling some pulp wood a while back, standing up in the bed of a pick up and over the cab. well i don't know what it was, but it felt as big as a full grown locust smack me square in the eye lid and stung the ever living crap outta me at the same instant, almost knocking me out of the truck. the truck going about 35-40 mph along with however fast the monster bee was flying in the opposite direction made it that much worse. i never saw it but it just assumed it was a bumble bee on steroids

When I was in the Air force I was motorcycling with some buddies. One of them was yelling something to us when a wasp flew into his mouth and stung him several times. We barely got him to the base hospital in time before his throat swelled closed from the allergic reaction.

A smallie put a crankbait treble in big toe early in my tx on Sunday. I ripped it out with pliers, and fished to take second.

A smallie put a crankbait treble in big toe early in my tx on Sunday. I ripped it out with pliers, and fished to take second.

Hard core

Never missed a beat, LOL. "George, can you grab the trolling motor up front, while figure out what to do with this hook in my toe." I though George was gonna pass out. It made the same "pop" coming out of my toe that a bass's mouth does.

Normally, I'd be grossed out by it, but it's my toe so...

Remember your tetanus shots, kiddies!

Just nip it with side cutters and leave it in till later. Last night my nephew had a treble on a zara spook go into his hand I was laughing to hard to help him with it.

I considered that, since I have those linesman pliers in my boat, but it popped right out. I was laughing at George turning green, but it did hurt like hell.

My truck wasn't moving but I pulled up to our mailbox to get the mail one day and I guess there must have been a hole in the thing because a hornet had gotten in there and built a nest. So I reached in to get the mail and along with grabbing the mail I grabbed the dang hornet and it procceded to sting the crap out of the palm of my hand. I leave the mailbox open for a minute before reaching in since that experience.

My truck wasn't moving but I pulled up to our mailbox to get the mail one day and I guess there must have been a hole in the thing because a hornet had gotten in there and built a nest. So I reached in to get the mail and along with grabbing the mail I grabbed the dang hornet and it procceded to sting the crap out of the palm of my hand. I leave the mailbox open for a minute before reaching in since that experience.

I'm paranoid over this I always peek in to check or shine a light in if its dark

working overtime today and i work in bulk printing and mailing. i handle a lot of paper. today i already got two papercuts under the same fingernail, minor yeah, but still stings pretty bad...

About a year ago I was pulling into a fast food joint and there was this work van riding on my bumper and weaving back and forth. I pulled in and parked and notice the van go flying into a parking spot, locked up the breaks, and four guys jumped out leaving all the doors open. Apparently a wasp had gotten in the van and managed to take over. I laughed all through lunch. Don't know what they finally worked out.

I was surveying, standing next to the instrument, when I felt a sting up my shorts. I had been standing right over a yellowjackets nest, and before the first one stung me, a ton of them had gone up my shorts, and basically all over me. I got stung on the lip, the hand and numerous times on the legs, including my ball bag. I went to get something from my pocket about an hour later and got stung again, there was one in my pocket. Not the only time I have been stung on the sack either. I have also had 2 ticks attached to my bag, on separate occasions. When you see those f***ers down there, it's freak out time.

I was surveying, standing next to the instrument, when I felt a sting up my shorts. I had been standing right over a yellowjackets nest, and before the first one stung me, a ton of them had gone up my shorts, and basically all over me. I got stung on the lip, the hand and numerous times on the legs, including my ball bag. I went to get something from my pocket about an hour later and got stung again, there was one in my pocket. Not the only time I have been stung on the sack either. I have also had 2 ticks attached to my bag, on separate occasions. When you see those f***ers down there, it's freak out time.

Fudge that man I would probably pass out I'm not even kidding the only thing I got close to that is when playing paintball trying out for baltimore trauma I got shot in the bag from 3ft away.

working overtime today and i work in bulk printing and mailing. i handle a lot of paper. today i already got two papercuts under the same fingernail, minor yeah, but still stings pretty bad...

LMAO. wut?

As a former bicycle mechanic I've got a bunch.

#1 most painful thing ever... when a brake or derailleur cable cap comes off and the cable starts to open up/fray you have a dozen or so little pins just sitting there covered in grease, oil, dog p00p and whatever else they rode through. Then get one jammed under your finger nail and have it pop out the skin over knuckle behind the nail. I wanted to die. Then cames the infection and swelling under the nail...