No matter how far you push the envelope, it's still stationary.

Haha

Yeah, and we drive on parkways, and park on driveways. (Gallagher)

lol!

and...Every calendar's days are numbered.

The saying u gotta take a poop but really your leaving one

Well, I guess the lakes have officially froze up in Ill.

Have you ever wondered why, that no matter how much a lake level rises or falls, the water always reaches the shore?

Well, I guess the lakes have officially froze up in Ill.

Saw some skim ice this morning on some local ponds.

Is it good if a vacuum sucks?

Is it good if a fan blows?

-gk

Corn.

Go one way, and it's sugar.

Go another way, and you burn it for fuel.

But your body doesn't know the difference.......

Corn.

goes in looking like corn.

comes out looking like corn.

Corn.