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No matter how far you push the envelope, it's still stationary.

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Haha

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Yeah, and we drive on parkways, and park on driveways. (Gallagher)

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lol!

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and...Every calendar's days are numbered.

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The saying u gotta take a poop but really your leaving one

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Have you ever wondered why, that no matter how much a lake level rises or falls, the water always reaches the shore?

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Well, I guess the lakes have officially froze up in Ill. :rolleyes::D

Saw some skim ice this morning on some local ponds.

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Is it good if a vacuum sucks?

Is it good if a fan blows?

-gk

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Corn.

Go one way, and it's sugar.

Go another way, and you burn it for fuel.

But your body doesn't know the difference.......

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Corn.

goes in looking like corn.

comes out looking like corn.

Corn.

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