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  • Super User

My wife is an avid fisherlady, and for the past 45 years she has encouraged my costly relationship with the bait monkey.

Although I'm in a very good position, it does get prohibitively expensive :-/

Roger

Same here, except SHE has the costly relationship with the bait monkey! A woman's need to shop paired with the bait monkey's unrelenting temptations...Holy moly!! :)

I came <this> close to making that same comment.

I have a hunch that Keri and Lois would get along fabulously  8-)  

Roger

I heard 'bout a fella that was driven to the divorce lawyer by his bait monkey.  

  • Author

well at the alter when we say "till death do us part" Later you realize you were setting a goal :)

Bait Monkey

I ALWAYS have everything shipped to my office... problem solved.

because post count can be changed by the admin and/or mods depending on how glenn has the forums setup lol

  • Super User
Off subject but how does the baitmonkey have 100267 post and

83.91 Posts per day?

It's magic!

Many of your posts and those of others are just

a result of The Monkey's mind bend. You make

them, He is credited.

24,000+  members...It's magical.

;D ;D ;D

8-)

The Bait Monkey wins! All I have to do is remind my wife about her 200 pairs of shoes, three closets full clothes, and her stuffed animals!

PS (most of her shoes have never even been woren, and she still has clothes from high school, that she can't even ware!) :)

When I have been gone 7 months out of the year for the past 8 years, then I can let her know who spends the money during the time I am in some desert s***hole dealing with 'desert monkeys'.  Then the bait monkey trumps everything.

I try to be the equalizer with the monkey. Wife comes home with new purse=me buying a new rod or two. And I know that her purses cost $250 at a minimum, and she has alot of purses. So when she sees a new rod tube at the door, she doesn't say much.

every dime i get that has no traceable source goes to the bait monkey ... and so the wife doesn't know... nor does she take inventory of my gear so ... when something new shows up in the box she has no idea... if she new she would probably be ticked though

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