Raider Nation Fisher

Sound advice.

Floor Buffers huh? They are not representative of us Alabama tradesmen. How dare you classify illeagals in the same category as us hard working white trash down heya. I'm ashamed of you.

He was dang sure creative. Some of the ones I can repeat on here. Flash, Pusher, Red Beard, BroMan (all one word), Nerd, Dork, Rhino, Premodona Brother 1&2, Too Tall, Big red, Little Red, Red, BullDog, Mega "Richard", Big "Richard", and Little "Richard". The last three were the names he gave the owner and his two sons. He addressed them by those names too. Now the rest of us though. We tend to gravitate towards the standard side of the scale.

Translation: My very good friend Wildman and I have lost contact with each other. Tool buddy also means work partner or however you wanna say it. He (wildman) has been known to read (even though he at one time claimed to be illiterate) these forums as a mysterious guest. IE. He is not a member. I have lost the numbers for two of my very close working friends. (Little Beard and Premadona Brother) those are nicknames. Wildman honestly knows nobodies real name. Everyone has or had a nickname. Middle part. Self explanatory. Last part. Dorkel Dillard, Also Known As Wild man. This is Gorilla Skinhead (me), Also Known As Collard Green Gorilla (again me). Hit up (get in contact with) Little Beard (previously explained) and get in touch with me. I have found something even your crippled (because he is) butt can do down here.(Also Known As a job down here.) Gorilla Skinhead and Collard Green Gorilla are the two nicknames he gave to me. Because I was freaking jacked at that time (gorilla). I was bigger than most everyone else on the job site (collard green). I'm bald and shave my head (skinhead). Does this help any?

Naw Wildman looks like a tattooed Captain Cave Man that drags his left leg behind him cause it doesn't work anymore.

I spend most my free time in the woods already. Either hunting or fishing secluded ponds. If we get the house we are looking at I will be living about 5 minutes from the WMA I like to hunt. Yup I can definitely cope with living in the woods.

To each his own I guess. I better not say anymore. Lest I get myself in trouble.

So would this mean she can't take a slo,n,ez,p anymore? Sounds like it would be a slo,n,painful,p. I do hope she gets to feeling better soon though.

Its constructionese. You ain't been outta the trade that long.

He understands it. Hell he is the one that taught me that language. The man is patched up and parted together like Frankenstein's monster. Back when he was 23. He fell 130 feet in a building they were building. Bounced the steel the whole way down and lived to tell about it. We think he may have addled his brain in the fall. Not sure though. Despite this. The man will work circles around dang near anyone.

In honor of my old tool buddy The Wildman. I have decided to do my best on this new job site to make him proud. I know he lurks around here as a guest so hopefully he sees this post. You see I lost his phone number and can't get in touch with Little Beard or Premadona Brother to get it back. Anyway I have taken to howling at work. At first I got some strange looks. However now I got boiler makers, pipe fitters, and electricians responding in kind. Or even instigating the howl. Homie was right. Work can be fun, you just have to make it that way. Homie always said sometimes it just takes a little crazy to make the day go faster and be more enjoyable for everyone. Well I'm just the lunatic to do that. Why anyone would want to work in an office environment is beyond me. Working construction is too much fun. Y'all construction workers on here know what I mean. Especially, those who have injured themselves and are trying to find there way again. Dorkel Dillard, AKA Wildman, this is Gorilla Skinhead, AKA Collard Green Gorilla. Hit up Little Beard and get in touch with me. I found something even your crippled pipe fitter/iron worker butt can do down here.

Mine don't. They tumble or fall. Some of them flip.

Sorry for halls loss Homie.

I try an behave myself when my wife and I are out and about. Especially at restaurants. I have big issues with service and snippy wait staff. Everyone is allowed to have a bad day, but don't take it out on me and my family. I'm trying to picture you having to act all polite and reserved with your counselor. Honestly its cracking me up. About as much as the image of a pipefitter having to wear a tie and a suit! ROFLMAO!!! Helpful advice for your new carpet walking career. Make sure you hold your glass with your pinky out. Also start with the silverware on the outside and work your way in. Say please and thank you. Don't heat your food in the engine block of your truck. You ain't on a job site anymore. Remember to flush the toilet, the bathroom ain't a Porto john anymore. Don't yell at your boss and tell him where to stick his attitude. You ain't got a Stewart, CBA, and Hall to back you up now. Don't sharpie the walls in the bathroom, again it ain't a Porto john. Don't yell at the office gopher, he ain't a apprentice and will probably cry. Hell I can do this all night. PS. I hear welding inspectors make bank! Not physically demanding either.

Or a 700 tactical in .308 with a nice threaded barrel.

Too hick for my truck. Got to keep it classy looking. The giant bone collector sticker and Browning buck in the rear window do just fine for me.

Them and Yankees.

I did back in highschool. Made my girlfriend mad as hell when I put it on the car too. Said her father would think things about it.

I'll do you one better. Squirrel wings and beer.

And well someone has to build said plant.

Scrapple sucks. How you can eat that stuff is beyond me. OK I'm done now.

Put some hot sauce on it and you'll be alright. Throw in some potted ham, maybe a can of oysters. Heck you got a dang good meal right there.

You could mess up a steel ball with a rubber mallet. You know that right?

Now whenever she walks in the room you can say, "wassup crip." She should love that one. Mine threw a big honking book at me when I did that to her.

Snoooooooop!!!!