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Jokes - Let's Have Some Fun
- Clayton86
Thanks guys, demob starts today now it's a week or so of hurry up and wait there saying should be home the 20th or 21st or 23rd worst case so I'm banking on 23rd so anything sooner is a bonus.- Clayton86
Wow thanks guys. Yup finally in 'Merica now laid over in Bangor Maine then onto Gulfport Mississippi where I'll be till next Friday at the latest then home to the kids and to face the whole divorce thing head on now. My boys are picking me up from the armory already have plans to take them to the aquarium and Noah my oldest is begging to go fox hunting so probably take him to the woods with my new caller see if I can't call him in a fox.- Clayton86
In Germany on my way home as I type this!!!!- Tree Rat Gun?
Get the Benjamin .357 Rogue ePCP...... Don't mind the $1350 price tag that thing is saweeeet- Tree Rat Gun?
I use my 17hmr mostly occasionally a .22 of some sort never used a pelletgun unless in my moms backyard growing up- Jokes - Let's Have Some Fun
A henpecked man got tired of his wife constantly picking on him, so he started playing poker on friday nights with his buddys just to get some relief. After he came home she'd start right in on him again. After several weeks went by, he came home early one friday night about 9:30. His wife asked him how come he was home early. He told her: "You need to pack your bags and go to Herb's house, I lost you to him in the card game tonight." His wife became furious and started to give him [beeep]. She said: "Just how could you do such a thing!?" He replied: "It was the hardest thing I ever done.... I had to fold with four aces."- Jokes - Let's Have Some Fun
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was terribly burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was to skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin . However the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor honor their secret. After all this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on ad on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice . She said, " Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss your cheek."- Update On Weight Loss And Smoking.
I fall into the hate cardio love lifting. Same thing I hate actually doing cardio but once done feel great. This past month alone Iv done the army 10miler and now half marathon as well hated the thought of it till a little into it then felt great. I'm still weak for food I eat a slice of cheese cake like every other day lol but still holding at 175 no mater what I eat or do in the gym or on the road for cardio. This past february I was 207lbs I'm at 175 and holding steady now. I put up almost 3 times as much weight as when I started. Shoulders are my favorite to work on and where I showed the biggest improvement. In April I could only dumb bell shoulder press 35lbs 8 times for three sets it was pathetic now I'm at 100lb dumb bells 6 times for 3 sets with 80 and 90lb warm up sets for 5 total sets. On the hammer strength isolation shoulder press machine I'm at 2 45lb plates per side plus a 25lb plate per side. Now legs and cardio are in the same category hate doing it but feel good after wards till I try to walk a few days later and then I feel and look like a old cripple.- Garden And Gun Magazine...............anyone Else????
There's a copy of one here I never picked it up I thought it was like just a typo like the pic on the cover cut off the first part of te word and t ended in gun. I'll have to pick it up and look at it next time.- My First Deer
Good eating for sure the big bucks are nice to hang on the wall but not much for eating to tough. I'm a backstrap hunter so I shoot what ever just for the meat can't eat horns- Hbo's Boardwalk Empire
Haven't heard of it I may have to start watching it sounds good. I just finished catching up and finishing all 3 seasons of Spartacus.- Barber Shops
I'll probably do it once home I won't have a wife to say not to anymore and be cheap and easy to do and take care of. Gotta grow my beard out though I miss it.- The Official Is It Christmas Yet Thread.
Iv never had a good Christmas so I hate this time of year. As a kid growing up it was spent bouncing between parents fighting over who I spend it with. Once married it was spent fighting with the wife. Now this year I'm getting a divorce for Christmas so I guess this ones not to bad haha. But now my kids will go threw what I did bouncing between houses for the holidays. And it's not just Xmas I hate I hate all holidays with the exception of Halloween......soon to be single again I can really enjoy it haha.- Barber Shops
Iv seriously considered this route just bic-ing it but even if I just buzz it with no guard I get called a skin head and crap.- Update On Weight Loss And Smoking.
Iv been doing 3 on 1 off months that is- Update On Weight Loss And Smoking.
Might try once home were gearing up to gtfo our replacements showed up yesterday with more coming over the next few days. Once this bottle is done in 2 weeks im taking a break while I hunt and spend time with the kids getting my divorce in order. Once done then I'll go back probably around new years- The Official Is It Christmas Yet Thread.
I hate Christmas with a passion........- Barber Shops
That's what I used to do is just do my own just no guard buzz all one length now though I like this and the shave it's the shave that's got me lol- Barber Shops
I realized today getting my hair cut here I gotta find a barber shop once back home the normal haircut places ain't gonna cut it. Iv been spoiled here with the barber shop it's run by a fillipino family and 1 Iraqi and they give the best d**n hair cut. Go in get a high and tight skin on the sides. They do straight shaves so it's really smooth then when done you get a shoulder and neck massage all for 5.25usd!! now I gotta find a place that will do as good I'll sacrifice the massage and probably the price though but I love the straight razor shave ever payday.- Update On Weight Loss And Smoking.
No alpha T1 raider? I'm still on it just opened the last bottle before the off phase for a month.- The End Of The World
I have another one but it has a swear word in it so I cant post it but it says this edited..... Maybe if the Spanish hadn't wiped them all out, the Mayans would have finished there fricken calender .- What's On The Menu Today?
last nights dinner was good we had a cook out so some dogs, sausages, burgers i had 2 of each, a Becks non alcoholic beer(dry country here) and a cigar, then went to chow and had a steak, baked potato, lobster tail, corn on the cob, and a slice of cake. Yup I pretty much rolled back to the barracks good thing its my day off today lol.- The End Of The World
- Not Long Now...
Nice, that looks like a big crappie as well - Clayton86
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