clayton86

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car.. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains..

A guy came into a local bar leading a small dog on a leash. All of a sudden he snatched the dog off it's feet and spun it around in the air. Then he sat down, placing the dog on his lap and ordered a drink. When the bartender came back with the drink he sat it down in front of the stranger. "I saw what you just did with that poor dog," he said. "Why would you do such a thing." "Why wouldn't I", he replied. "I'm blind, and I have never been in here, so I was taking a look around."

I am I hope theres ice when I get back IDK how well I will fare going from here where its still breaking the 100* mark and will still be in the 90s when I go back to WNY to freeze my arse off.

Nice! that sure is a dandy brown Makes me home sick though I haven't been trout fishing since we went last year. I'll be back soon were starting to pack stuff up and ship it home but the run will be long over by the time I get there.

If you don't mind a drive there's the 2 creeks in orleans county Johnsons and Oak Orchard they offer some great salmon and trout fishing

yeah they are sweet looking I was skyping with my wife and son and all I heard in then background was the 2 cats fighting lol there about 15 weeks old I think she said but she got the first one when I was home in august

Anyone here have one? my wife just picked up Bengal #2 last night so now we have 2 of these monsters lol the 2nd one is a F5. I never thought id get a "fancy" cat but these things are cool from the pics and video she sends me while I'm here.

I know iv done some mighty stupid things in my day there all blurred together! I used to be in ski club as a snow boarder and every winter around Mardi Gras at the ski resort we would do underwear runs girls took there tops off guys we went down in just our boxers. wiping out sucked! I wiped out once doing it thought hey a jump im gonna hit it as fast as I can with this bottle of whiskey in my hand......I didn't spill a drop but had some nasty ice/rod rash on my arse. Oh then theres the time we wrapped the 4 wheeler around a tree play "tag" on 4wheelers and dirt bikes threw the woods, jumped same 4 wheeler into the creek one summer also boy was his grandpa ticked about that lol. One of the extremely dumb things we did was empty shot gun shells and shoot eachother with wadding.....yup not the brightest crayons in the box lol. Oh we got our hands on a taser as well in our teenage years....Jackass and CKY was a big when we were in our young teens lol.

yeah I heard he was toying with him kept up against the cage and taunted him to come in then would git tired of it rock him then let him try again till he decided to end it with the knee

I missed the main event I seen the fight right before it though watched it In the chow hall well eating breakfast but had to go do the Navy's job guarding there boat and couldn't watch the Silva fight

I'v only seen up to season 3 I have it on my external hard drive I love the show but wont be able to watch it till I get back in a few month

Congrats

its 101* here............lol

Sweet deal!!! thats my goal next year is whacking a fox and a coyote with the bow. I call them in all the time deer hunting with the "kiss of death" never shoot them though slugs tear em up and I save pelts I usually just video tape them mark the time and come back after deer season with the .17 and get em patern them just like bass haha.

Exactly but this is a family G rated site Would that be considered lucid dreaming because you know your dreaming and I guess controlling what happens when I hit play again I usually know exactly what I'm gonna do and how lol.

I hate the dreams where you wake up and no mater how hard you try to get back to sleep to "finish" it never happens that way well almost never I think I'v unpaused a few

what ever your smoking I want some lol jk..... I day dream a lot of crazy stuff does that count for anything lol

just click his name and it will bring u to a page and then click private message or you can just hover over his name with your mouse and click "send message" thats bout the easiest way

Traveler we remade that pumpkin and whole scene for the schools pumpkin carving contest everyone loved it we got the most votes but the reigning champ from the previous 5years threw a fit his lost and complained it wasn't appropriate and we were DQ'd and his air brushed family guy one won oh well lol.

its oct. 6th and I'm sitting here looking at deer and coyotes already shot this season back home total bummer lol

its been humid as all hell lately but its been so nice in the mornings nice and cool only mid 90s then closer to noon it just gets sticky and miserable. I like the dry heat though it's helped my lungs and allergy's a ton another reason I wanna move down south to a hot dry area I don't like the color green anyways lol. theres a few jobs im sending my resume to this weekend a few in Texas one in NM, and a few in NY that travels to "NorthEast territories" as a field tech.

The one pizza shop I like the best over my wife's favorite has a tip jar I usually throw what ever ones and change I have never less then 2 dollars for the simple fact you pointed out they are the ones busting there butts.

Who says I didn't................... Them little brats would play on or shoot me and I'd grab a gun coming off and shoot them lol

Wow that's crazy with the furniture delivery. I used to install and deliver granite countertops and got tips all the time usually they would give us 30-100 depending on the crew we had and just tell us to get lunch/beers on them. I only did that for like 9 months but tips were common. Same goes for when I worked at the paintball field private party's would tip me as a Ref biggest tip I got was 120 for being the only Ref for a party of 40 12 year olds shooting eachother.

Hows the Huston area I just got a lead on a possible job there.