BucketmouthAngler13

What bout "Slicker than Frog S***"

Aw come on... Has thousands of NJ specific species (found nowhere else) Despite common misconception has excellent hunting (large game, small game, upland and waterfowl) Hunting laws are very lax, you can hunt from September to April. Cold winters with snow and ice to skate on, mild springs, hot summers, and crisp autumns. Just perfect in my opinion. Is the world capital for pickerel fishing, also holding two former pickerel world records. Has the oldest fishing world record in the books: Yellow Perch 4lb 4oz 1865 in Crosswicks Creek, which btw runs through my backyard. Hasnt been beat in over 140 years! World capital of cranberries, and "cranberry sauce" was invented in New Egypt, my hometown. If you want to talk about revolutionary war battles, we got more than you can shake a stick at. I've found honest-to-goodness revolutionary gravesites in the woods. On the down side, the government SUCKS, there are way to many people, and this massive surplus of people are all IDOITS. Gun laws are even worse and getter worser. (thats right, I said worser) Property here cost a arm, a leg, a ear, 5 toes, and a nostril. People are rude, and liberal, and when the see me killing something to eat it they think its wrong, and then they yell at me and call the cops, and so forth. And, I'm the only person who plays the banjo for miles around!!! That said, I reckon "In Dixieland, I'll take my stand"

I've had some "have some compassion!" peoeple leave remarks as I fished. A few months ago me and my friend where goose hunting on a public lake. We had shoot a goose that fell than swam towards shore. We where paddling around looking for it and had just found it when someone shined a spotlight on us. It was this ornery woman who thought she was the best thing since sliced bread. "What are you doing! She yelled. "Looking for a wounded goose." we replied. "You cant shoot geese!" she screamed. "Yes.... we can." "No you cant! Goose season is closed!" "Um, goose season doesnt end till the 15th of January." "Well, you should give up looking for it. Thats like trying to find a needle in a haystack!" she said with a very unpleasant tone. "Actually, we just found it." My friend had the goose in his grasp and it was flopping around. So we broke its neck and added it to the pile of dead geese in the bottom of the canoe. "Get off my property!" "Ma'm, we are in a canoe on public water harvesting geese through legal means. We never set toenail on your property." "I'm going to call the cops!!!" as she ran off. "Have a good night" :

Matt, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I don't know what you are smelling?? Yesterday, it was 8 degrees with snow on the ground and I only live a few miles from you. It is 10 degrees this morning and the snow is still there. Optimism is great, but I am not taking the cover off my boat just yet. LOL Ronnie Enthusiasm?! Optimism?! Tisk tisk.... what is wrong with the older generation? When it was 8 degrees out, I was running around town in just my underwear (my BPS brand underwear, mind you!) leaping and shouting "SPRING IS HERE!!!! SPRING IS HERE!!!" and handing out fishing magizines to all the little children to promote the next generation of anglers. The funny thing is, "enthusiasm" and "optimism" are the exact words the police chief used...... :-/

Aw, come on guys. The high was 20 degress today and there is 6in of snow on the ground. If you cant smell it in the air, go open a bag of powerbait.

Bass season is just around the corner. The ice is on the thaw and the days are getting longer. Its time to put the shotgun on the rack and oil up the reels. I dreamed last night that I caught a 7lb bass on a t-rigged powerbait lizzard, which is clearly prophetic. And now that I have a job, my good old friend the baitmonkey will never go hungry, infact I'm feeding him right now.

Some duck hunting pics:

Heres a funny story: Many moons ago I was tanning a deer hide using the old fashioned Indian way, which requires using the deer brains. There is an enzyme in the brain matter that preserves the hide and turns it into leather. You boil the brains then blend them, making them into a creamy white paste-like liquid. I had a bowl of this "deer brain soup" in the fridge, because I hadn't reached the brain application step yet. About this same time I was mass producing my homemade egg nog. It didnt take long for my little sister to walk up to the fridge, take the bowl out, and ask; "Whats this?" To which I replied, "Its my special homemade Egg Nog, with more or less "Nog" than usual." After taking a gulp, she says "You forgot to add the nutmeg" My response: I got coal for christmas.

I dont like it, I love it! BTW making it homemade is really easy and it tastes so much better! Heres a tip for those who might try; if you keep it on too high of a heat for too long, the egg starts to cook and it becomes clumpy, pretty much ruining it. Once it's temp to too hot to uncomfortably hold your finger in it, take it off.

just in time to ruin buck week here in NJ!

Buy a farm. Buy a gun. Get a wife. Your set! Let the stock market crash. And if you want to make a killing, start selling stock market parachutes! Theres alot of people on board

MAHAHAHHA revenge! Us northerners are fishing in fine fall weather while you fellas are buried in the drifts. At long last!

We may have bigger bass down here, but you canadians have us beat as far as snow goose hunting goes. Tell you what. I'll hook you up with a sweet fishing trip if you hook me up with a snow hunt

I've only been duck hunting a few months, but I'm hooked. And by hooked, i mean, my life is ruined. If you dont want the Bait Monkey's bigger, badder older brother gnawing on your brain at all times, DONT EVER GO DUCK HUNTING ONCE It is too much darned fun.

Holy smokes thats mongo for a black bear. Nice job..... lol Alot of meat on that tasty little morsel

Its even worse when someone uses the cabalas catalog to wipe with.... ...then puts in back on the stack of magazines. Poop side down.

Does wood burning count? (done without graphite stenciling)

Haha good funny

whitetails less than 100 yards

"Low Budget Hookers, you don't need to be rich to get a little action" HAHAHAH ;D I found the above hilarious

;D ;D ;D So very true

There is a reason why God gave you ten fingers, you know. Besides, I bet that thing cost an arm and a leg, which you only have two of. ;D

Those potato jokes where not cheesy enough haha funny you should post this I just finnished eating some baked potatoes for dinner ;D ;D ;D

...And then the fellow commenced to peeing, and didnt stop till New Years. ;D ;D ;D

If it gets in the way why don't you just braid it then tie it in a knot? (ouchhhh that would hurt so bad haha) Besides, you never know when you might be stuck on an island and you have to pull them out and tie them in long strings to use for fishing, rope, dental floss, ext.