* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT- Texting on Toilet

* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?


Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)

 

Nice!

Great ones!

 

Thanks for sharing and putting a smile on my face.

LOL ~ !  No wait not that one - the other one . . . ..

 

When I first started reading these I thought these we something I needed to know -

 

And before you guys lay it on me - I know - I do.

 

How about  ~ TDAMR - The Dog Ate My Rug.

 

A-Jay

Priceless.

Yuck it up kiddos.  Your day will come, if you're lucky.

The wisdom of age.

http://www.likeablequotes.com/blog/10-best-quotes-by-the-old-man-from-pawn-stars/

over looked the obvious one = IFAICGU (see who figures it out)

 

 

I am Not Happy that I know this But ~

 

"I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up !

 

A-Jay

I am Not Happy that I know this But ~

 

"I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up !

 

A-Jay

ROFL...I had a feeling you were gonna come up with the answer.

I am Not Happy that I know this But ~

"I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up !

A-Jay

I almost wet myself when I read this!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna use some of those! LOL

Just don't know about you Kid's!!

 

Mike

I'm LOL right now.  Good one.

WDYKMRRA!  The first member under sixty who deciphers the acronym wins an all-expense-paid, one-way trip to Burkina Fasso.

C'mon A-Jay! No need to feel embarrassed...

What's texting ?

Hmmm, no takers on Long Mike's acronym?

Oh I get it.

IJHAPC

WDYKMRRA! The first member under sixty who deciphers the acronym wins an all-expense-paid, one-way trip to Burkina Fasso.

What do you know Mike's rectal regugitator aspirated

hahaha nicee

Oh I get it.

IJHAPC

 

 

I Just Had A Prostate Check ~

IROOGFMD

Guess!