If you ever want to make someone uncomfortable (and why wouldn't you?), convince them that they're being watched. Everyone acts differently when they think they're being observed. It's why public bathroom have walls around the stalls (at least in the men's bathrooms), and it's why, assuming you're not driving a car, you pick your nose in private. It's also why most of your 'questionable' dance moves are performed in the privacy of your home bathroom mirror. All of that being said, sometimes you're not quite as 'alone' as you think you are and unfortunately, you were doing something better suited in private. So that brings us to today's question:

 

WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ALONE?

When I was ten I was head banging to Black Sabbath in my room. I had the volume blaring and was bouncing all over. I was even throwing horns up. My dad walked in and dang near ****. I was given a lecture on the "proper" way to sit and enjoy music. I was mortified.

Fat lot of good that lecture did. I was back at it the next day. Still bounce around and head bang to this day while listening to music.

I was dancing around my house in my drawers last February. My wife was at church and I was bebopping all over the place. I went from c walking (I havent done it in years and it had to have been awful) to gangnam style to an absolutely amazing rave shuffle to the Beyonce dance from the early 2000's. All of a sudden I heard laughter coming from behind me. Heard it over the music blaring through the condo. My wife, brother in law, and two sister in laws had witnessed the whole thing. I figured what the hell and disco cowboyed myself over towards them. I tried to booty dance on my two sister in laws and got smacked by my wife. I honestly think that they think I was high.

My wife and I were walked in on four different times by her sister since we have been together. The last time I yelled for her to drop her drawers and come join us. She screamed at me and stormed off. She knocks on doors now.

When i was much older some stupid kid I graduated with caugnt me with his mom. He was always a jerk to me in school. I won that war.

RNF, I've got you pegged all wrong. But I think I've figured you out. You are the ghost of Patrick Swayze. A little bit Dirty Dancing, a little bit Roadhouse, a little bit Outsiders, and a little bit Ghost.

I was talking to the ducks, asking them where the bass were hiding, when I felt eyes on me.

 

Sure enough, while I was concentrating on fishing and the ducks another boat had floated to around 10 yards away and they witnessed the entire event.

 

I just laughed and told them that Donald Duck usually tells me where the fish are hiding.

 

I still talk to the ducks and geese on the water.

RNF, I've got you pegged all wrong. But I think I've figured you out. You are the ghost of Patrick Swayze. A little bit Dirty Dancing, a little bit Roadhouse, a little bit Outsiders, and a little bit Ghost.

swayze was in brokeback mountain?

Does a bear crap in the woods, well so does this guy.  I have learned very quickly in my older age TP is a must..

Does a bear crap in the woods, well so does this guy.  I have learned very quickly in my older age TP is a must..

Polar bears don't crap in the woods...

Polar bears don't crap in the woods...

Ahh but some do as there has been inter breeding between Grizzlies and Polar bears.  Due to habitat shrinking and food sources in decline Polar bears have been moving more inland and breeding with bears in the woods..

I know this is straying off topic but all this talk about crapping in the woods reminded me of a funny story of when a big group of us went snowmobiling up north and one of the old timers had to stop and do a #2 on the trail, he didn't notice anything wrong until he put his suit back on and noticed something warm in his sleeve.

swayze was in brokeback mountain?

Now that was just hurtful.

RNF, I've got you pegged all wrong. But I think I've figured you out. You are the ghost of Patrick Swayze. A little bit Dirty Dancing, a little bit Roadhouse, a little bit Outsiders, and a little bit Ghost.

My ol lady said your lying. She said Patrick Swayze actually knew how to dance.