When out of sheer stubborness you refuse to let this thread die lol

You imagine where a fish would be if where you are was underwater. My front porch steps always seems like it would hold some good fish if we ever have another Noah type flood!

You imagine where a fish would be if where you are was underwater. My front porch steps always seems like it would hold some good fish if we ever have another Noah type flood!

Ooooh. Now that's another way to keep me busy until the big thaw. I could imagine skipping under the docks...er, tables at my local high school. Or casting to those three pine trees on top of the hill in front of my house.

It's only January and everything you could possibly rearrange, clean or polish is already done!

Yes it is. 3 or 4 times!!!

Whenever you have a baseball tournament you get on google maps looking for any lakes close by, pack a tackle box small enough to fit in your baseball bag, and pack some rods without your coach knowing. You then proceed to fish 20 yards away from a baseball field and your friend catches an 8.5 pounder.

 

This may or may not have happened

I think when you ask your wife to pause her favorite tv show and watch the 12 bass video above by ClackerBuzz.

I started the annual "get things ready" today, with 3ft of ice on the water. Ol' lady asked why...the nerve of some people

When to keep from going insane thinking about fishing, you decide to befriend a blacksmith and learn blade-smithing; with every intention of making money off the skill...money that will be forked right over to the bait monkey clinging to your back.

-When your in a deer stand thinking, if this holler was flooded That small rock bluff would be good structure to fish and look at that lay down over there. I would flip the crap out of that spot.

-when you have looked at the same bass pro magazine A hundred times and some ask you if you're done with it and you tell them no.

-when you go one utube all the clips that are recommended for you Are about fishing

-when the owner of your local tackle shop invite you to their kids College graduation By saying you helped pay for it and then laugh. (Ok that one hasn't happen "yet" but I better get an invite Just saying)

When you've read the Cabelas' and Bass Pro Shop catalogs cover to cover....twice....and still haven't gotten rid of them.

You grab your cups like your lipping a bass

When you are asleep and dream of waking into a gas station to buy your customary Diet Dr. Pepper but the pretty girl behind the counter pulls out a bag of Yum worms and tells you they work great, then another pretty girl behind the counter pulls out another bag of plastic worms and tells you they work great. Seriously, I had that dream last month.