Ok.  Just kidding.  But how cool is this??

 

Rhinestone pinstripe effect?

I want it! Where do I sign up for it! I have no problems being a high tech redneck!

Do you have any idea the havoc I could wreak with that?!? I mean ummmmmm. The fun I could have with that. Deer and pigs would bow before me out of the sheer awesomeness radiating from that amazing machine. Find me a price!

I want it! Where do I sign up for it! I have no problems being a high tech redneck!

Do you have any idea the havoc I could wreak with that?!? I mean ummmmmm. The fun I could have with that. Deer and pigs would bow before me out of the sheer awesomeness radiating from that amazing machine. Find me a price!

Chinese restaurants across Alabama would have to change to bulletproof glass.

Needs the new 50 the M2A1 quick change barrel also lighter and no headspace and timing. The muzzle is threaded to so slap a silencer on it.

Needs the new 50 the M2A1 quick change barrel also lighter and no headspace and timing. The muzzle is threaded to so slap a silencer on it.

A silencer on a .50 cal!?! While quite awesome. I don't see the purpose. They are dead before they hear it anyway.

A silencer on a .50 cal!?! While quite awesome. I don't see the purpose. They are dead before they hear it anyway.

As with any gun not just the .50 more for not waking the neighbors. Or so you can take out a whole family of hogs with out knowing what hit them "oh look daddy hog just face planted nom nom nom" second dirt nap

As with any gun not just the .50 more for not waking the neighbors. Or so you can take out a whole family of hogs with out knowing what hit them "oh look daddy hog just face planted nom nom nom" second dirt nap

ROFLMAO!!!

Is that a starwood motors Jeep?  They use some crazy paint process that is basically textured but scratch proof and looks good for pretty much ever.

 

I feel bad for whoever had to check the torque specs on all the bolts on the body and then what looks like faux beadlocks...

It looks like a Starwood to me.  Crazy that some of their Jeep creations go for $100,000+

^{Way cool. I would like to drop my daughter off to school in that everyday. Im sure it would send the right message to the boys.}

Starwood Motors is about a mile from me, I see their Jeeps all over town.  They do some awesome stuff.  I haven't seen this one driving around Dallas though. 

That's killing machine, I'd want one if I lived in Somalia.

^{Way cool. I would like to drop my daughter off to school in that everyday. Im sure it would send the right message to the boys.}

If a girl got dropped off at school in that I would try and date her just for hopes to ride in it or drive it.