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What Not To Say To The Ol' Lady On Her Birthday

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Save this Raider it could be chapter in your book.

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Save this Raider it could be chapter in your book.

Already got it book marked. :)

I honestly am going to have to get release forms and dedicate my book to the members of this forum. For being such an inspiration to me.

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I just snorted my Monster outta my nose when I read this. That junk ******* burns.

She's a D cup, "Almost", makes me a C :wink2:

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"Does this dress make me look fat?"

 

 

 

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"Does this dress make me look fat?"

 

 

 

:eyebrows:

i'm thinking you DEFINITELY don't want to say that to her... since that would mean that YOU are the one in the dress... and if thats the case..."Houston, we have a problem".. 

lol!!

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She's a D cup, "Almost", makes me a C :wink2:

Pics or it doesn't exist. Of both of you.

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Pics or it doesn't exist. Of both of you.

Ummmmmmm. Partial ewwwww!

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Ummmmmmm. Partial ewwwww!

I gotta be PC.

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Pics or it doesn't exist. Of both of you.

You can see my man boobs in the IL fishing reports thread from last summer. I promise you, hers are much nicer. 

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Don't ever let her tell you your outa shape or need to get in shape. Last I checked round is a shape that's what I tell my wife when she asks when I'm gonna get in shape again.

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Don't ever let her tell you your outa shape or need to get in shape. Last I checked round is a shape that's what I tell my wife when she asks when I'm gonna get in shape again.

Here's the problem. She weighed 90lbs when we met. I have gained 90lbs since we've met. Now, by Raiders peasant mathematical skills, it's either a wash or I'm 180lbs heavier than I was 18 years ago. Either way she called me fat.

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As for slonezp im with you! i think im going to use that when im married. Defiantly Bookmarking this page !

Defiantly? You mean you're going to bookmark it but you definitely don't want to?

Hootie

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Defiantly? You mean you're going to bookmark it but you definitely don't want to?

Hootie

He's very rebellious.

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Defiantly? You mean you're going to bookmark it but you definitely don't want to?

Hootie

definitely my phone is a garbo!!!!!!!! im going to use this  

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Well I'm now confused. Please explain.

Surely your not laughing at my math work. 44years is a lot of time.

NO No your math was surely my laugh of the day  :lolk:

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"Does this dress make me look fat?"

 

 

 

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"No, your fat a** makes you look fat"

 

From the list of things you never say out loud.

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"No, your fat a** makes you look fat"

 

From the list of things you never say out loud.

Naw Ive said that out loud. Got smacked for it too.

I always direct the question back. Does this make me look fat? Do you think it makes you look fat? Does this look stupid? Does it look stupid to you? Your a smart girl you can figure it out.

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