What happened to your lil feller?

 

Lmao

That is what i get for letting the old lady pick the dog. Stupid thing could not even swim, so I had to go in after it. Now if any one would want a dog named princess. That is scared of every thing, and cant swim. Please contact me.

C'mon guys he wasn't scared.  There was just a bunch of fish slime on that dock. 

That is what i get for letting the old lady pick the dog. Stupid thing could not even swim, so I had to go in after it. Now if any one would want a dog named princess. That is scared of every thing, and cant swim. Please contact me.

If it can't swim then it should have been problem solved

Serves him right! Lol just kidding that's really funny.

Hey tipp. Picnic tables belong in the backyard, not floating down the river 

If it can't swim then it should have been problem solved

Pass me another Bud Light.

Pass me another Bud Light.

You are welcome to come to WI any time. Slone is only like a 3-4 hour drive form were I live. I have one rule though. You or slone have to bring a woman, or two. I don't care if your married to them or not. Might look a little weird with out woman though. I will then provide the beer, and the panic table.

You are welcome to come to WI any time. Slone is only like a 3-4 hour drive form were I live. I have one rule though. You or slone have to bring a woman, or two. I don't care if your married to them or not. Might look a little weird with out woman though. I will then provide the beer, and the panic table.

I thought Wisconsin is known for their beer and sausage festivals.

I thought Wisconsin is known for their beer and sausage festivals.

That sir is a good one. Even you would have to admit it would look weird. Two middle aged men. One with a beard that looks like he tired out for duck dynasty. The other A Italian with tattoos, and a Chicago accent. Then me a 29/30 year old man. Who is pudgy, pasty white with a farmers tan, But hands that are are as black as coal from work.  Yea we wont stick out at all. Just imagine if we could get Raider to come up. We might make the local news with him.

Just run the hook through the collar, wacky-style, and let. Him. Swim. Super-realistic rat wake bait.

That sir is a good one. Even you would have to admit it would look weird. Two middle aged men. One with a beard that looks like he tired out for duck dynasty. The other A Italian with tattoos, and a Chicago accent. Then me a 29/30 year old man. Who is pudgy, pasty white with a farmers tan, But hands that are are as black as coal from work. Yea we wont stick out at all. Just imagine if we could get Raider to come up. We might make the local news with him.

Yall would make the national news if my bronze self showed up, up there. Yall northern boys wouldn't know what to do when I roll up on my Harley in some overalls with no shirt, some boots, a red man hat (which I do have. It's from the 80s) and a piece of straw hanging out the side of my mouth.

A tatted up italian with a Chicago accent. That is something I have to see before I die.

A tatted up italian with a Chicago accent. That is something I have to see before I die.

The Chicago accent unlike many other accents. Is one the you don't need subtitles to understand. Also Chicago has two different accents. A north side and a south side accent. This is just a example of Chicago accents.

Hilarious! That was a dog right?