I've decided a new start in life deserves a new pet too. So instead of some sissy dog that can't hold its own. I am looking into how to acquire a gorilla or a hyena. But not both. Since they are bitter enemies. The gorilla is my top choice. Anyone know where to acquire one of these beautiful animals?

Let me get this straight - You want your ex sister in law as a pet???

Jeff

I'd say if you're starting a new life, forget the new pet. You and Clayton should go in on a Whinery together.

The sister in law is living on the big girls ranch up here. Hes not getting her back. As she and her mother have made me millions. As for the pet. I thought you were a Gorilla? Why would the old lady want two gorillas running around?

 

I'd say if you're starting a new life, forget the new pet. You and Clayton should go in on a Whinery together.

I don't think Claytons door swings that way.

The sister in law is living on the big girls ranch up here. Hes not getting her back. As she and her mother have made me millions. As for the pet. I thought you were a Gorilla? Why would the old lady want two gorillas running around?

I don't think Claytons door swings that way.

Nope

The sister in law is living on the big girls ranch up here. Hes not getting her back. As she and her mother have made me millions. As for the pet. I thought you were a Gorilla? Why would the old lady want two gorillas running around?

 

I don't think Claytons door swings that way.

It will swing that way if I tell him too.

Then Clayton can be your new pet.

What about a nice little Orange Tabby Cat ?

 

 

A-Jay

 

 

 

Don't you need to leave to have a leave of absence?

 

Get yourself one of these

 

I'd say if you're starting a new life, forget the new pet. You and Clayton should go in on a Whinery together.

I see what you did there

I see what you did there

 

Me Too - and you Know I liked it.

 

A-Jay

 

What about a nice little Orange Tabby Cat ?

 

 

A-Jay

 

 

I see what you did there. First time he loses it he will be outside calling "here puss puss.

I see what you did there. First time he loses it he will be outside calling "here puss puss.

ROFLMFAO

Don't you need to leave to have a leave of absence?

 

Get yourself one of these

 

Yeah my leave of absence lasted a much shorter amount of time then I anticipated. I got everything worked out and my head cleared out. Im back to about as normal as I can be.

That is absolutely foul!! That is one of the most hideous things I have ever seen. Gackkkkk!!!

Don't you need to leave to have a leave of absence?

 

Get yourself one of these

 

I hope the wife didn't walk in as you were goggling that.

^^^ Apparently, Mr or Mrs. Bruce Jenners surgery

attempt may have failed him.

Get you a Gia Pet.. They are really easy to get along with!! Although, the orangutan in Eastwoods movies seem pretty hip...

Welcome back Raider..

Dear Raider,

 

How can we miss you if you won't go away?

May I suggest for your perusal,

 

May I suggest for your perusal,

 

Appears to be the best of both worlds all wrapped up in a cute little package.

 

you should habituate a bigfoot...

May I suggest for your perusal,

Kinda looks like raider

Kinda looks like raider

 

On a good day.

Kinda looks like raider

Walking towards us or away?

How about this hybrid

 

 

That ^^ would make for a very interesting Kentucky Derby...