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Little kitten, little cat,

sitting on my welcome mat,

picked him up he started to purr,

then I shaved off all his fur.

Little mouse little feet,

sitting on my toilet seat,

pushed him in, flushed him down,

watched the mousey spin around.

Birdy birdy in the snow,

broken wing broken toe,

nursed him well with bits of bread,

then he pooped upon my head.

Here I sit, broken hearted,

came to poop but only farted,

little later took a chance,

went to fart and pooped my pants.

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

sugar is sweet,

and I love all of you.

Thank you all! You have been a wonderful audience!

I feel it mirrors my life. 

Congrats Raider, I really think that you've learned something that Tooter Turtle never did.

 

Mr. Wizard would always give Tooter the same advice: "Be what you is and not what you is not. Folks that is what they is, is the happiest lot."

By blue water, I assume you mean the stuff that comes out of the porta-potty.

What can I say?

That's why your'e the most Raidinist one.  Very well done.  I must say the fourth stanza was particularly touching.

By blue water, I assume you mean the stuff that comes out of the porta-potty.

That would be correct.

Pretty sure reading that done made me stupider.

Pretty sure reading that done made me stupider.

Didn't realize that was possible

Didn't realize that was possible

I open up my heart and you step on it..

Didn't realize that was possible

 

 

I open up my heart and you step on it..

 

You guys just cheered up my day! I laughed so hard!!

I open up my heart and you step on it..

Better than blowing smoke up your.....

 

Oh Gosh....you do need to go fishing and maybe just watch a bobber