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What's blue and smells like red paint?

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Blue paint

 

 

:lol-045:

Me thinks you've spent a little too much time with the paint thinner........

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Last time I heard that I almost fell off my dinosaur!

 

What's black and white but red all over?

 

 

The newspaper! HAAAHAAAA

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1 hour ago, Catch and Grease said:

Last time I heard that I almost fell off my dinosaur!

 

What's black and white but red all over?

 

 

The newspaper! HAAAHAAAA

 

Where's Long Mike?

  • Super User

And it's only the beginning of winter

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4 hours ago, Fishing Rhino said:

Hmmmmmpfft.  I knew that.

 

Then why did you open this thread?

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9 hours ago, slonezp said:

Then why did you open this thread?

To make sure you did.

How come Peter pan is always flying?

 

He neverlands.

 

I like this joke because it never gets old.

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2 hours ago, guitarkid said:

How come Peter pan is always flying?

 

He neverlands.

 

I like this joke because it never gets old.

It could also be because he is a flying pan.  Raider told me so.

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Blue + red = green? Or is it blue and yellow?

It's going to be a long winter.

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8 minutes ago, bigbill said:

Blue + red = green? Or is it blue and yellow?

It's going to be a long winter.

Oh geesh, I need to go for a check-up, that made sense to me.

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4 hours ago, bigbill said:

Blue + red = green? Or is it blue and yellow?

It's going to be a long winter.

Blue and red = purple.  Blue and yellow = green.  Black and blue = bruise.

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1 hour ago, Fishing Rhino said:

Blue and red = purple.  Blue and yellow = green.  Black and blue = bruise.

Black and tan=beer

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15 minutes ago, slonezp said:

Black and tan=beer

Haven't had one of those in years, may have to concoct some during the super bowl. :)

Blue + orange = blorangeish green

20 hours ago, slonezp said:

Black and tan=beer

Black+cream= a good night

To many black+ creams= a yellowish color in the morning.

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2 hours ago, tipptruck1 said:

Black+cream= a good night

To many black+ creams= a yellowish color in the morning.

I'm not sure I want to know

1 hour ago, slonezp said:

I'm not sure I want to know

Just make sure you fall asleep next to the toilet.

 

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Wow. I leave for a week and this is what I come back too. 

LMFAO

I guess this is what happens in winter.

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