A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl Game in Houston.

He has a luxury suite reserved at the stadium, plus airline tickets valid from any US airport, a hotel suite and tickets to attend two pre-game parties.

However, he somehow failed to realize that the game is scheduled for the same day as his wedding.

So he can't go.

If you're interested, and if you’d like to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church in New York City, at 5:00 pm. Her name is Susan.
She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., great figure, a good cook and makes $180,000 a year as a stockbroker.

She’ll be the one in the white dress.

Good one, Robert. You made me smile this morning.

Only you Redline.

@Catch and Grease is going to file for copy right infringement...

Woah woah woah, I'm pretty sure there's something in the Constitution that says you can't just steal people's jokes... hahaha

Wrong document.  I think it's the Ten Commandments you're referring to.   

2 hours ago, Redlinerobert said:

Wrong document.  I think it's the Ten Commandments you're referring to.   

#5 on The list, "Thou shalt not steal catch and greases jokes".  

Jk of course.

15 hours ago, IndianaFinesse said:

#5 on The list, "Thou shalt not steal catch and greases jokes".  

Jk of course.

It's #6, he who hath the porneth stache shall not have his jokes pilfered.

hahaa

12 hours ago, deaknh03 said:

It's #6, he who hath the porneth stache shall not have his jokes pilfered.

Lolol