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WEATHER JOKE ....


It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new president chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

 

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

 

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

 

But, being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He slipped off and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

 

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,” the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

 

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

 

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

 

“Yes,” the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

 

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could fin

 

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

 

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen."

 

"How can you be so sure?" the chief asked.

 

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting a s***load of firewood."

 


 

Good one !!!!

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Must be hard water season already

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Only in America

:)

 

I thought the weatherman would change it at the last second, like they always do, but this ending is better!

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20 hours ago, soflabasser said:

Must be hard water season already

 

Its getting that way in Richmond.

 

On November 8th we have 45* and rain/mist which makes it cold outside.

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1 hour ago, Sam said:

 

Its getting that way in Richmond.

 

On November 8th we have 45* and rain/mist which makes it cold outside.

 

Virginia isn't too bad compared to more northern states. I recently was on vacation up north and got to fish in 35 degrees Fahrenheit temperatures with wind gust of +30  mph. From my understanding the wind chill for those conditions is 21 degrees...thats something I won't miss much. The ''fall clouds'' (dark ominous clouds that cover the whole sky) where very gloomy and I can see why so many people from northern states go to Florida for the winter and eventually move down here. I did get to catch a couple nice smallmouth bass while it was snowing and liked it, so I will still consider going ice fishing for one of my future trips up north.

On ‎11‎/‎7‎/‎2017 at 5:03 PM, Sam said:

WEATHER JOKE ....


It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new president chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

 

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

 

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

 

But, being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He slipped off and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

 

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,” the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

 

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

 

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

 

“Yes,” the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

 

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could fin

 

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

 

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen."

 

"How can you be so sure?" the chief asked.

 

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting a s***load of firewood."

 


 

best I have herd in a while

5 hours ago, Sam said:

 

Its getting that way in Richmond.

 

On November 8th we have 45* and rain/mist which makes it cold outside.

same here in Charlotte Co , Sam

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49 and rain here today. Perfect for deer hunters, but not when you work till dark.

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Its 23 and a NW wind @ 17 mph here today in Central Minnesota.  The wind chill is about 6 degrees.  Deer season is open though and its only 9 days long so I'm heading out this afternoon.

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8 minutes ago, gimruis said:

Its 23 and a NW wind @ 17 mph here today in Central Minnesota.  The wind chill is about 6 degrees.  Deer season is open though and its only 9 days long so I'm heading out this afternoon.

Good luck.

Good one, lol!

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