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Imagine an America where a chicken can cross the road without his motives being brought into question.

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You been hittin' the devil's lettuce? haha

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Or when he gets there he's told he went the wrong way. 

 

 

 

 

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This is the America I dream about for the children.

11 hours ago, Brew City Bass said:

You been hittin' the devil's lettuce? haha

Some guys like some brews while they fish, other guys don't want to pee every 10 minutes ;)

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13 hours ago, Brew City Bass said:

You been hittin' the devil's lettuce? haha

Nah. I gave that stuff up before you were born. 

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1 hour ago, Glaucus said:

This is the America I dream about for the children.

Some guys like some brews while they fish, other guys don't want to pee every 10 minutes ;)

Haha, I happen to enjoy both. Nothing beats getting "relaxed" on the boat on a 70* July night. It's almost a performance enhancer for me, it makes me slow down and fish more methodically. 

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On 3/31/2019 at 2:08 AM, .ghoti. said:

Imagine an America where a chicken can cross the road without his motives being brought into question.

Free range chicken patties, newly arrived British Uber driver, Ralph Nader, Gallo Pinto, and an ACLU paralegal (maybe Brexit's passenger) all converge (at the crest) of a limited sight unmarked two lane intersection (I'm thinking maybe in Buffalo NY, or maybe Rhode Island) when suddenly brakes screech, panicked clucking abruptly ceases, and feathers fly everywhere, Do not be afraid, the sky isn't falling, life has a way of working out.

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I believe a chicken can cross the road without fear. Of course he must file the proper paper work for such a crossing and contact all local government agencies to ensure that the crossing is, indeed, legal. Also conduct an impact study to see how the chicken's crossing will hurt the environment. Then the chicken would have to get the permits o.k.ed by a third-party and include proof of insurance and use the proper safety barricades and employ guards on both sides of the road. Only then should the chicken cross the road. :3d-funny-eyes:

On ‎3‎/‎31‎/‎2019 at 2:23 AM, Brew City Bass said:

You been hittin' the devil's lettuce? haha

You mean the Johnny Red-Eye? 

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On ‎3‎/‎31‎/‎2019 at 2:08 AM, .ghoti. said:

Imagine an America where a chicken can cross the road without his motives being brought into question.

I love these thoughts of the day. Keep em' coming.

 

I'll be thinking of this one next time I see uncle Joe on the news rubbing some woman's shoulders...

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A-Jay's random Thought of the Day ~ 

 

Someday I want to meet the academic decathlon dropout who decided we should all board airplanes from front to back.

Just to say "Thanks"

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A-Jay

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The world is full of stupid people, and I just might be one of them.

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Can a cart go before a horse? Cause the last time I checked, the horse has to pull the cart. Am I wrong on this? Or have I been misinformed all these years? 

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Sometimes it not what you know..But who you know

 

 

 

Mike

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3 minutes ago, Mike L said:

Sometimes it not what you know..But who you know

 

 

 

Mike

Who do you know and can you introduce me to them? 

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How about a quote? One I've always loved is,

 

"Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree."

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From my mother:

"We're all stuck here together, and no one gets out alive, so try and be nice, or I'll cut you."

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On ‎3‎/‎31‎/‎2019 at 2:08 AM, .ghoti. said:

Imagine an America where a chicken can cross the road without his motives being brought into question.

That depends entirely upon which gender it isn't.

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Personal observation: There is no such thing as a stupid question; however, there surely are a lot of stupid people asking questions.

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