Hey guys, I am sitting in my man cave watching an old Colombo rerun on TV and thinking of my reply to a post that addressed what the pros do and we don't.

 

In other words, until Home Depot and Costco open up I have nothing to do other than work and I will save that for tomorrow.

 

I was thinking about Ike getting the Toyota sponsorship and how much fun it would be to think of funny sponsors for our tournament fishing shirts and boat decals that are not affiliated with bass fishing.

 

Here is the list I came up with and am asking you to add to it. At least it will be funny and challenge your mind for a few minutes.

Preparation H and other like products

Toilet Paper

Hair Dye

Feminine products

Laundry detergent

Dishwater detergent

Kitchen appliances

Love shops’ and their products

Favorite beer

Hanes and Jockey underwear

Under Armor

Supporters and Cups

Toothpaste

Women’s clothing stores like Talbot's and Chico’s

Funeral Homes

Casket companies

Cemeteries

Bail Bond company

Criminal Lawyers

Boudreaux's Butt Paste   

ED products

Psychiatric Hospitals

Ladies underwear

Wigs

Hair restoration products

Weight Loss programs

Nasty Internet Sites

Liquor products

Strip Joints

Gambling Casinos

Cigarettes and cigars

 

And the list goes on.

Just imagine the pros promoting these products, like Hackney promoting ladies underwear or Ish promoting hair restoration products.

Just add to it and have some fun.

 

 

 

You mean like NASCAR does now.

17 minutes ago, Scott F said:

You mean like NASCAR does now.

Yes!

 

In fact, do you realize B.A.S.S. and FLW follow the NASCAR business plan that directs drivers, crew members, owners, etc. for each team to interact with the public?

 

That is one reason NASCAR has such a strong following in every state and Mexico.

 

Just like bass fishing that does the same thing. The pros will speak with you and they share their lives, experience, funny situations, jokes and fishing tips with us.

 

We all have our favorite NASCAR drivers (Denny Hamlin) and favorite bass pros (too many to mention).

Cat litter 

Push up bras 

Playboy magazine 

Toupee makers

 

 

 

 

Mike

1 minute ago, Mike L said:

Cat litter 

Push up bras 

Playboy magazine 

Toupee makers

 

 

 

 

Mike

I like the Playboy magazine.

The medical marijuana dispensary.            That's all I got for now

Hot Pockets

PETA 

Lol

Pure Romance.

Plastic surgeons

pest removal

prostate meds

yoga

 

Hustler Hollywood.

We made the bassblaster with this thread!

On 5/17/2020 at 9:26 AM, Mike L said:

Cat litter 

Push up bras 

Playboy magazine 

Toupee makers

 

Mike

 

I've been duped by Victoria's Secret, they told me I was the sole promoter of 'Push Up Bras'   

 

Roger