I fish therefore I am.........fish fear me, women want me.............I could go on ............

Fastest way to end an argument 

 

If you're wrong...admit it!

If you're right...shut up!

Do

Do Not

Don't try

 

 

 

Don't  look for the hole in the donut

 

My grandmother used to say" Age is just a matter of the mind. If you don't mind ,it doesn't matter."

Why are the keys always in the last place you look?...

Cause why would you keep looking..

Does a fish know it's wet?

 

Can you be held responsible for the thought that doesn't occur?

My random thought.--  I could catch more and bigger bass if only I had more tackle.

My random reality.--   I could catch more and bigger bass if I spent more time fishing, and less time buying tackle.