Wabbits

A precious little girl  walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp between two missing  teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep  widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's  heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's  on her level and asks, "Do  you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack   wabbit,  or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes,  rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says,  in a tiny quiet voice,   "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

My kind of kid. ;D

That was funny

nice

:-*[move]Ha Ha Ha! Muddy's kid  ;D[/move]

Ok, that was good.

good one squid.  ;D

HAHA! Squid you crack me up dude.

Not with my wabbit you DON'T!

Good one Squid!!! ;D ;D

HAVE TO GIVE CREDIT FOR THESE TO MY MOM....SHE FINDS THEM EVERYDAY.

Thank goodness I went to the bathroom after lunch....

That would be my 4 year old daughter minus the lisp!   ;D