Skinny Dipping

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several  

years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,

horseshoe

courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped

and

fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't

been

there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to

bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As

he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in

his

pond.  He made the women aware of his presence and  they all went to

the

deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you

leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you

ladies swim naked, or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

Especially dirty old men  

 Old guys rule  

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

Especially dirty old men [/quoteTHATS MY NAME Dirty Old Man

I read some of the greatest stuff on here.

Alligators in North Carolina???? Those girls must have been blond!  

Alligators in North Carolina???? Those girls must have been blond!

OMG too funnny

HAHAHA. Great joke and replies. HAHAHA.

Pretty funny Muddy!!! ;D

LOL!  No, seriously.  I really laughed out loud and I'm not a laugh out loud kind of guy.

Good one, Muddy.