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New look on the horizon-you're gonna laugh

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ok, so my North Face contract is up in July.  It is not being renewed as company restructuring has it where they are dropping the bottom 4 levels of sponsorship and beefing up the top 2.  There are ZERO hard feelings as this was all explained to me awhile ago and it was done with utmost respect and appreciation for a job well done up to this date. I commend them on handling this aspect with such professionalism, it was a pleasure to learn and work with these folks and I will continue to wear/purchase and promote their products in the future because in my HONEST opinion,...they're just that good.

So anyway, one of then head honchos was watching a vid and asked if I was the same guy they used to sponsor for US Freestyle, the one with the Mohawk?  My rep replied that it was but my contract was expiring soon.  So he threw an offer at me.  Wear a mohawk for the remainder of the contract and get "X" (very generous) amount of points added to my account.  Now this couldn't have come any other time as my hair has not been this long in about 15 yrs.

So guess what,.....

Change is a comin',lol

(And yes, I explained that I was 40 yrs old but he countered with "we've always marketed you at the 15-30 yr old crowd,...start chopping" lol)

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Does this conform with UPS appearance standards? You know we have conservative customers with conservative values right?  ::):P

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LMFAO!!! What did I tell you 2 months ago when I had my mohawk? But no....... until now lol.

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;DYou're right ;DCan't wait!!! ;D

             As Ever,

              skillet

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I can't wait to see this!!!LOL

Falcon

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To answer Tin and Matt in one shot, it's long enough to wear in a pony tail now :)

Gene-It's only OWNED if I were not being given a choice.  The only ones "owned" here are those w/o gore-tex in a good storm with a steady bite.  That won't be me :) At least that's how I see it,lol

My ex Michelle, lives downstairs, is an old pro at airbrushing things on it when it's ironed out.  I'm gonna ask her today if she can do the BR logo, never did lettering, I doubt it but, hehehe  Maybe a maroon/green/tan stripe.......

C'mon people, have a sense of adventure, it's only hair, grows back quick ;)

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dude... roll with it.... I have a mohawk too! its just its only 1/2 in long!!!! hahahahahahaha

AL

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To answer Tin and Matt in one shot, it's long enough to wear in a pony tail now :)

Gene-It's only OWNED if I were not being given a choice.  The only ones "owned" here are those w/o gore-tex in a good storm with a steady bite.  That won't be me :) At least that's how I see it,lol

My ex Michelle, lives downstairs, is an old pro at airbrushing things on it when it's ironed out.  I'm gonna ask her today if she can do the BR logo, never did lettering, I doubt it but, hehehe  Maybe a maroon/green/tan stripe.......

C'mon people, have a sense of adventure, it's only hair, grows back quick ;)

Maybe yours grows back quickly.  Mine stopped growing back in the mid 80's.

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To answer Tin and Matt in one shot, it's long enough to wear in a pony tail now :)

Gene-It's only OWNED if I were not being given a choice. The only ones "owned" here are those w/o gore-tex in a good storm with a steady bite. That won't be me :) At least that's how I see it,lol

My ex Michelle, lives downstairs, is an old pro at airbrushing things on it when it's ironed out. I'm gonna ask her today if she can do the BR logo, never did lettering, I doubt it but, hehehe Maybe a maroon/green/tan stripe.......

C'mon people, have a sense of adventure, it's only hair, grows back quick ;)

Maybe yours grows back quickly. Mine stopped growing back in the mid 80's.

ummmm I don't think it stopped growing back.. I think it sucks into our bodies and then emerges in OTHER spots... EWWWWW

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Rock on dude. . . can't wait to see the pics!!

I've offered to shave my head to my 8th graders over passing a state standardized test, although my wife doesn't agree. Maybe I should go for a mohawk and really shock her.  Hmmmm? :-/

Time will tell.

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I have an inverted Mohawk. No hair down the middle and strips down both sides. No one's offering me any free clothes....  ;)

Ronnie

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Fess up Russ. You are nothing more than a cheap whoare.

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Whoare?

Someone has been to Johnston, East Providence, or "up the hill".

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Come on man get that Mohawk painted like a Bass or better yet a trout!

                     -searoach

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Dyed not painted, oops owell.

               -searoach

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Whoare?

Someone has been to Johnston, East Providence, or "up the hill".

LMAO, I thought it was pronounced "Hoowah"

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Um,...isn't that another name for a Low Budget Hooker?

lol, very true...at least you're honest  ;D

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