The moron of the year award goes to,  

http://www.fox19.com/global/story.asp?s=8791393    

 

Funny story.

I wonder if I could call 911 when a bass steals my bait?  ;D

P.S.  Lots of 911 calls would be made.

Moron

x2! :

I don't know what I find more shocking. Is it because he called 911 over missing condiments or is it because he went to subway when

J-ville is the home of Larry's giant subs?

Funny story, but i got one better http://www.newser.com/article/d92c6vv84/man-calls-911-from-casino-to-complain-that-slot-machine-stole-his-money.html  

Funny story from one police blotter:

Police responded to a call from a motel room where the occupant wanted to file a complaint that half her cocaine was stolen. Police arrested the complaintant and are still looking for the suspect who stole the other half of the cocaine.

One more time. You just can't fix stupid.

Has anybody seen "Falling Down"?  The guy at Subway sounds like he is on his way.