Well...not eveything...They still ask:

Why are you so lazy?

Are you stupid or something?

You'r not wearing "that" are you?

What makes "her" so hot?

Why would anyone want to go fishing every weekend?

8-)

Don't forget about:

Does this make my butt look big?

Well...not eveything...They still ask:

Why are you so lazy?

Are you stupid or something?

You'r not wearing "that" are you?

Why would anyone want to go shopping every weekend?

8-)

LOL,  Men never use these lines to a woman.  You will get in trouble.

Well...not eveything...They still ask:

Why are you so lazy?

Are you stupid or something?

You'r not wearing "that" are you?

What makes "her" so hot?

Why would anyone want to go fishing every weekend?

8-)

Ummmmmmmmm RW, you been hanging around MY house lately???????? ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well...not eveything...They still ask:

Why are you so lazy?

Are you stupid or something?

You'r not wearing "that" are you?

What makes "her" so hot?

Why would anyone want to go fishing every weekend?

8-)

I hear those questions all too often. :

Well...not eveything...They still ask:

Why would anyone want to go fishing every weekend?

8-)

I have a tendency to be grumpy.... she LIKES when I go fishing or to the gym because she knows that those two things KEEP me from being grumpy

AL

My wife picks three outfits, knows which one she intends to wear, then trys on all three making me tell her which one looks the best. THEN she precedes to tell me why my choice makes her look so bad, never intending to wear it in the first place.

Gives her another oppertunity to tell me how stupid I must be.

Don't get me started on the shoe thing either.

I still like.

Wife:    "Where do you want to eat tonight?"

Me:      "I don't know. Where do you want to eat?"

Wife:    "I don't care. Where ever you want to eat is fine."

Me:       "How about McDonald's."

Wife:     "No. We just ate there. I don't know what I want"

Me:       "Burger Kind. Taco Bell?"

Wife:     "No and no."

Me:       "Rally's? Long John Silvers?"

Wife      "No. I want Frishe's!"

It always kills me. I have learned that whatever I want to eat I never mention. I list everything else until she comes up with it. I have to name everything else and then she normally chooses whatever is left. Alot of my buddies' wives are the same way.

Why are women that way? Cracks me up everytime!

I once made the mistake of pointing this out to her.  

If I want to know a woman's opinion, I'll give it to her.

And the ever popular

"Do I look fat in this?"

followed by "Would you tell me the truth if I did?"

yeah, I wouldn't touch either of those with YOUR 10 foot pole let alone mine.