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Muddy

Roadwarrior is not the only fella that knows a good investment

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Hey Fellas; May be time to get back in:Check these out

Investment tips for 2009

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers

so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2009:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co.

will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:

Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott NOW!

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It took me a second to get it. ;)

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Long Mike and Avid are so much more funnier than I am, hands down 8-)

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Someday  I truely hope to meet ALL of you.  I hope it can be this spring, if my budget will let me.  Housing isn't really a bed of roses right now.

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Aw pshaw Muddy. I ain't so funny, but thanks for saying it.  I'll send you a check in the morning. ;D

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Those were very good Muddy but we know you didn't think them up on your own.  Come on, who helped?

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I did not claim to write these, where did you get that from? They are older than me! It is a collection that a few of us were emailing  back and forth.I could not put my entry for Victorias Secret merging with Smith and Wetson ALl senior members who PM me I will tell you that one.

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I missed this while I was out...Great one Muddy!

;D

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