So a buddy of mine from NE is marrying a girl from Texas, being from NM myself, I wanted to put together a Southwest/Texas themed Gag gift for his Bachelor party. Something along the lines of "these are the things you don't learn about Texas girls until after you marry one" type thing.

I was thinking a hog-tie kit, spurs and other joke "adult" stuff. ;D ;D ;D

Anyone have any good ideas to add?

I know this is a family forum, so keep the comments clean...or if you can't, just PM me!

Thanks!

Snipe hunt kit.  Don't know if you can get them in New England though. 8-)

Bull whip.

dallas cowboys shirt.  Thats a gag for anyone. ;D

a pair of longhorns,lasso and a pair of spurs

Teeth

Go to YOU TUBE and watch Mumbles (edbassmaster - BR member) and learn to talk the talk.

a Romo cowboy shirt

A 'Debbie does Dallas' DVD

;D ;D

WOW ! Texas gals carry guns, wear real pointy cowboy boots, can crack a bull whip, and one tried to get another gal whacked because her daughter got beat out for Jr. High cheerleader.

HMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm!

Maybe Full life insurance, no don't want any incentive there, maybe heath insurance..........., Oh I know, a Bible!  Yeah that's it.

T-Shirt with the following:

What's the difference between a girl from New England and a girl from Texas?

New England girl says 'you can'

Texas girl says 'ya'll can'