Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch bourbon and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

                                    The end

Wouldn't a real fairy tale hero drink bourbon?  

Yea, you're right.  I fixed it.

Right on !!!

That would be an awesome movie.

how right you are.

mine makes me completely insane at times.

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im not married to mine,

just living with her for the past 3 yrs..........

all the same to me though,

as i dont feel that i need a legally binding contract to be with someone.....

im as married as i'll ever be.

The moral to this story is, never ask a girl to marry you, unless you are certain she will say "NO".

Did this "hero" also like to play Russian Roulette?

I didn't actually laugh out loud until I read "and farted whenever he wanted." Then I just hit the floor.

LMAO!  Classic!

You forgot the part about the nice car. lol

You forgot the part about the nice car. lol

he siad motorcycles...besides cars are for women that are afraid of messing their hair up in the wind

OK I like to see you tow your boat with a motorcycle.

you forgot the boat part to lol