My friend said he doesn't wear deodorant because it blocks your pores and make the whatever that comes out of your armpits, go to your face and cause acne. I looked at his acne ridden face and he said "before you say anything, shutup".

I think it's time for someone to start selling tin armpit guards. "Ya man, the government is putting toxins in our deodorant; wear these or they'll get you too!"

I use Old Spice "Cyprus," which smells like limes, an ocean breeze & freedom.

speed stick and like 12 swipes... i don't **** around. lasts me a long time too, over 2 months i'd guess

12 swipes oughta last 2 months. 

I use Old Spice "Cyprus," which smells like limes, an ocean breeze & freedom.

;D