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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road ?

He didn't have the guts.

A little boy dressed as a pirate knocks on a door while trick or treating. An old lady answers and says "Oh my, a pirate. Where's your buccaneers ?"

The boy looks up and says "Same place as yours. On my buckin' head"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road ?

He didn't have the guts.

A little boy dressed as a pirate knocks on a door while trick or treating. An old lady answers and says "Oh my, a pirate. Where's your buccaneers ?"

The boy looks up and says "Same place as yours. On my buckin' head"

I can just hear my son saying something like that. ;D

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A Buccaneer is a pirate.

How can you ask a pirate where his pirates are?

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A Buccaneer is a pirate.

How can you ask a pirate where his pirates are?

Get it, because it's his BuccanEERS? ;D ;D

It gave me a chuckle

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You know what a Pirate's favorite letter is? RRRRRRR!

After all the dumb jokes I've read on here, for some reason that one made me laugh.

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A few of my dad's silly jokes.

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? A. Dead ends

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You know what a Pirate's favorite letter is? RRRRRRR!

After all the dumb jokes I've read on here, for some reason that one made me laugh.

When you tell that joke you have to squint one eye, and hold your arm in a bend in front of you.

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You know what a Pirate's favorite letter is? RRRRRRR!

After all the dumb jokes I've read on here, for some reason that one made me laugh.

When you tell that joke you have to squint one eye, and hold your arm in a bend in front of you.

No, you smash your head into the wall hard as you can going "AAAARRRRRR"

                            -gk

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A few of my dad's silly jokes.

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? A. Dead ends

WOW! All in one post...I would have thought 4 separate posts from you.

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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Have you seen the new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRR.

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Time to lock it down JFrancho, This thread is very disturbing.

By the way, Did you hear they're not making Fords any longer? They're long enough.

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Time to lock it down JFrancho, This thread is very disturbing.

By the way, Did you hear they're not making Fords any longer? They're long enough.

Chill dude. Go have a Bloodweiser with Dracula.

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