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Year-to-date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

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another stat

people who had their health compromised :-/ by being exposed to radiation=too many

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And those "Natural" blondes are still under review!

;D ;D ;D

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How did they get this data?

Undercover investigative techniques  ;)

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Year-to-date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

59,350 breast implants, i am going back to medical school.  ;D

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How did they get this data?

Undercover investigative techniques ;)

sounds tough, but they did come up with some good results

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My wife is a natural blond................once every month !

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Ghoti, that one is going out to friends via email.

Good one!!!!!  ;D

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Ghoti, I'm not sure if you bounce things like this off of your wife before you post them, but I just read this one to my little war dept.

One big groan and a head toss from her means it was PERFECT!   ;D

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hahaha

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Ghoti, I'm not sure if you bounce things like this off of your wife before you post them, but I just read this one to my little war dept.

One big groan and a head toss from her means it was PERFECT! ;D

Lund E, my wife is a blond, and me being the caring person that I am, I feel compelled to share all blond jokes with her. The best ones get "The Look".

This one got it. ;D

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