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Blonde joke #2 (old guys too)

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  • Super User

Old guys are always considerate...

I was shopping at the grocery store the other day, pushing a cart around, when I collided with a young guy also pushing his cart. I said to the young man, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.."

The young fellow says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

So, I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."

Most of us old guys are helpful like that.

Yes I agree.

  • Super User

Yep, yep, yep...

                       

  • Super User

haha good one.  ;D

;D NICE!

  • Super User

Good one!  ;D

Lets form a posse!!!

Kelley

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