Spend the money on some 5 hour energy!

Just so you know that here on BassResource.com we refrain from telling BassCLARY about ways to boost his energy.

We have scientific proof that members suffer a significant drop in IQ level while reading his posts.

Hence we fear that if he had more energy he would post more on the forums causing members IQ levels to drop dramatically.

Please look at the forums Q/A thread if you have anymore questions concerning this issue. 

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moby bass, you beat me to the punch.  I believe it was in 1889 that P.T. Barnham, of Ringling Brothers Circus, was said to have coined the phrase "There's a sucker born every minute."

My deepest and most sincere apologies, I will make a mental note of this issue! 

Sorry, all my ions are positive. I simply will not allow them to be negative. In fact, I am thinking about doing away with ions altogether.

I was thinking about buying two of them.  What's the old rule about a double negative?   

Sorry, all my ions are positive. I simply will not allow them to be negative. In fact, I am thinking about doing away with ions altogether.

You must be a champion.  Remove do away with the "ion" at the end, and it's still the same.

I was thinking about buying two of them. What's the old rule about a double negative?

No need to buy two, If you are one of the first 50 people to purchase, you will get two for the price of one. That is an incredible 5000.00 value for only 19.95.  ;D ;D

I was thinking about buying two of them. What's the old rule about a double negative?

You may want to rethink that. I mean if those bracelets get to loaded with negative ions, their polarities may push your arms apart (assuming you put one on each arm) and eventually rip them off.

You could put them on 1 arm next to each other but then the strength of those little suckers could tear a hole in the space/time continuum resulting in a worm hole.

Now that happens on the lake, you are gonna mess up all the fishing.

Besides, I have found that getting on my boat, firing her up and throwing some lines in the water is all I need to get rid of any negative ions I may be carrying. Yeah the bracelet may be cheaper than the boat but nowhere near as fun.

Spend the money on some 5 hour energy!

Just so you know that here on BassResource.com we refrain from telling BassCLARY BASSclary about ways to boost his energy.

We have scientific proof that members suffer a significant drop in IQ level while reading his posts.

Hence we fear that if he had more energy he would post more on the forums causing members IQ levels to drop dramatically.

Please look at the forums Q/A thread if you have anymore questions concerning this issue.

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What's funny is I actually looked at the FAQ's for that! ;D

What's funny is I actually looked at the FAQ's for that!   ;D

Shaking head, unsurprised... :

moby bass, you beat me to the punch. I believe it was in 1889 that P.T. Barnham, of Ringling Brothers Circus, was said to have coined the phrase "There's a sucker born every minute."

Where you there when he said it? ;D

What's funny is I actually looked at the FAQ's for that! ;D

Shaking head, unsurprised... :

surprised ??????

Keep the money, drink some energy drinks , and be on your way

I mentioned to my wife the other day that I had recently lost a few electrons.

Are you sure, she asked.

I'm positive, I replied.

I mentioned to my wife the other day that I had recently lost a few electrons.

Are you sure, she asked.

I'm positive, I replied.

Fuuuuunnnnnyyyyy!!!!!!

What's funny is I actually looked at the FAQ's for that! Grin

Face Palm

I mentioned to my wife the other day that I had recently lost a few electrons.

Are you sure, she asked.

I'm positive, I replied.

Derrr...I don't get it.  Just kidding.  That was a good one!  In a similar vein, It's not my fault I'm so pessimistic.  My blood type is B negative.