With all of the info thats out on bass fishing,all the conflicting theories,the websites.....all of that info,is at best,speculation based on tendencies. There seems to be no hard facts except that a bass swims and eats.

If a bass could talk,what would you ask it?

What's your favorite food?

What's your favorite color?

Demacrat or Republican?

Why they eat their children

Who killed JFK

Can they hear me coming

It's 92 degrees, 90% humidity, I'm tired, sore from casting and I thrown everything but my tackle box. Where the H--- are you and why don't you bite my lure!!!!

"Why don't you just swim up to my hand in the water?...........I'll lift you out real nice take a pic and you'll be on your way.........Much easier on you than the whole hook and fight thing, don't you think?"

If you weigh over 15 lbs, where in Lake Fork will you be on March 19th?  Please provide exact Log, Lat, & Depth.  Also, what lure would interest you the most?

Where's you Momma?  

If I gave you a real minnow before releasing you would you tell all your friends to come see me?

Are you guys getting kickbacks from the rod, reel, boat and lure manufacturers?

Is Jimmy Hoffa down there?

Wanna spawn  8-)

Where is the biggest bass in the lake, what time does she usually eat, and what is she hungry for??? 8-)

Where's you Momma?

and "who's your daddy?"

Can I buy you some breakfast?

Seriously, my questions would be simple.

What? When? Where? & How?

Ronnie

Do those red hooks really make a difference???

Do you like American Shad or Aurora Black better?

Falcon

Would you like some beer and pork rinds?

Good Thread 5bass.

Is there one lure that you(the bass)cannot resist,ever?

how dose it feel to breath under water

Where's your large fish friends?

The same thing I ask them every trip, "Why won't you #%#*$&ing  EAT?!?!?!?!"

What the heck are you thinking when you try to eat a spinnerbait?

Mrs. Bass,lets clear something up.What do you like the most,big bait powerfishing or finese?

How in the heck did you learn to talk?

Pflueger or Shimano