"she like to cuddle after spawning?" or "how come in your world the fatter the chick the better?"

Hey what are we doing here. All we need to do is get a hold of the guys at Mercury and see if we can't get in touch with the one that talks in their commercial. Of course he may have a Mercury exclusive contract or something.  

Are you related to the bait monkey?

I think I would ask:

What's your favorite lure?

What do you mean our lures are funny?

Are you saying that all we really need is a piece of red rag on a hook fished from a bank using a stick?

You mean to tell me that the bait and lure companies made a pact with your kind years ago?

What do you mean that you all made a killing when you all designed the bass boats so that all they are good for is bass fishing so that the boat builders could turn a hefty profit on a unique design?

What do you mean I look a little green around the gills?

If I bring you a dozen minnows every Sat morning right by this tree will you bring me all the Lucky Craft Lures you find down there. Deal, and don't tell anyone else about this conversation

Did you really bite at Mac's white jig or did he snag you?

Where do you stand on this East Coast vs West Coast bass rivalry?

Is there any 20 lb bass in Georgia?

Is it true that when Bass hear the words KVD, they go into FEAR MODE?

WHY, ON ONE DAY...YOU WILL EAT THIS BAIT, BUT THE NEXT TIME....TREAT IT LIKE IT WAS SPINACH?

DO YOU CHANGE UP ON YOUR MENU DAILY?

Can you believe it??? (in reference to the growth and development of bass fishing inthe last 40 years)

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU ON THAT BIG TOURNAMENT THAT PAID OUT OVER $100K?..

Do those red hooks really make a difference???

This is a great question!