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Hey Friends, I need HELP with SANTA... I took'em Fishin' the other day and dropped him off at the beach afterwards! He had a GREAT time and wanted to stay several more days and I told'em that he, Rudolph and the rest of his Reindeer oughta get headed back North ASAP :rolleyes: I don't want him to be late for his Christmas run and all! Then today, he Emails me this PHOTO :blink: Dang it... SANTA is wearin' my clothes and he doesn't wanna go home :o

I NEED y'alls help on this, We've gotta get the OLD GUY headed back North pretty quick... RECKON what we could tell'em to get him moving that way :unsure:

All responses will be much appreciated and I'll tell'em you you said so! B)

Big O

www.ragetail.com

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  • Super User

Time to put down the suds and kick some booty!

Little boys and girls (and big boys,too) are

dreaming of stockings filled with Thumpers,

Craws, Anaconda, Smokin' Roosters and such.

Gonna find out who's naughty or nice...

Santa Clause is coming...to town!

  • Super User

That tree needs some Rage on it! I'm thinking you need to make a limited edition Rage X-mas ornament? or maybe a Christmas tree scented Lobster to get the fish in the Christmas spirit???

  • Super User

Now, that's funny right there.

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We posted this topic at Rage Talk as well, to get more assistance with Santa's situation :rolleyes: Paul posted this over there and I thought we needed it here too :D

Big O

www.ragetail.com

(from Paul)

'twas two weeks before Christmas, but forget the snow.

Santa was down south fishin' with his buddy Big O.

the Ragetails were cast in brushpiles with care,

in hopes that some whoppers were living in there.

and wouldn't you know it, as if on cue,

Santa whacked a 12 pounder, then Big O caught two.

for days of sheer mayhem they continued to score,

until rods were all broken and thumbs were all sore.

"gotta head home", with a sigh said Steve.

"you're kiddin'!", said Santa. "NO WAY i'll leave!"

"Being Santa was great, but this is the best.

you couldn't pull me back north with 1000 lb. test!"

Steve pondered, then said with a voice kind and caring,

"Don't you remember it's Christmas - the season for sharing?"

"other folks love hanging these hawgs just like you.

go and give gifts of Ragetail so they can smile too."

"all fisherman need 'em, even the naughty.

so head north real quickly, or i'll use karate."

Santa knew in his heart what Steve said was true.

and he liked red and white, not black and blue.

so he hopped on his sleigh and as he flew out of sight,

he yelled, "RAGETAIL to all, and to all a lunker fight!"

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Paul is as good a poet as hs is a fisherman. Well done Paul.

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That's funny right there

not sure we can top that! Nice job Paul!

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