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My Wife Has Lost Her Mind!


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#1 Bassn Blvd

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Posted July 01 2012 - 04:44 PM

My wife just asked if she can have the remote so she can turn the channel from watching the "Blues Brothers."

I swear, the younger generation has no respect for good movies.


UPDATE: Holy cow, she actually recognizes Ray Charles.

#2 clayton86

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Posted July 01 2012 - 04:52 PM

silly women doesn't she know remote's are for men to control not women it would disrupt the flow of the universe just point her in the direction of the kitchen lol
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#3 slonezp

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Posted July 01 2012 - 05:13 PM

I believe they(women) lose their minds at birth. Yours must be a little slower than most. :wink2:
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Posted July 01 2012 - 05:26 PM

Thou shall not changeth from thy Blues Brotherseth...

Or something like that.


Man I love that movie.
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#5 A-Jay

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Posted July 01 2012 - 05:57 PM

"We're on a Mission from God."

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We gotta full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses . . . . . Hit It ! "

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#6 Stasher1

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Posted July 02 2012 - 08:56 AM

silly women doesn't she know remote's are for men to control not women it would disrupt the flow of the universe just point her in the direction of the kitchen lol


Exactly. That's why stoves and washing machines don't come with remotes. Duh.




j/k....and in case my wife is reading this, I'll finish folding the laundry as soon as I get done cleaning the bathroom.
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Posted July 02 2012 - 09:29 AM

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Posted July 02 2012 - 09:53 AM

I believe they(women) lose their minds at birth. Yours must be a little slower than most. :wink2:


i always heard they lose a their mind a little bit at a time every month...

#9 A-Jay

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Posted July 02 2012 - 03:42 PM

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#10 whitwolf

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Posted July 02 2012 - 03:54 PM

lol...Stasher....

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Posted July 02 2012 - 03:57 PM

Fortunately I didn't have that problem yesterday. Encore had a James Bond Marathon going.

The little woman had Bond, and I got to check out all the Bond Girls!

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Posted July 03 2012 - 06:01 AM

MInds?? And yes I am going to catch it when my wife sees this.
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#13 Fishing Rhino

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Posted July 03 2012 - 04:21 PM

My Wife Has Lost Her Mind!

Well, now, then. We agree. All the evidence we need is that she married you. :laugh5:

Reminds me of the joke about the guy who asked his wife how God could make someone as beautiful as her be so dumb.

She told him God made her beautiful so he could love her, and He made her dumb so she could love him.
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Posted July 03 2012 - 08:39 PM

didn't know women had them to lose

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Posted July 03 2012 - 11:31 PM

My Wife Has Lost Her Mind!

Well, now, then. We agree. All the evidence we need is that she married you. :laugh5:

Reminds me of the joke about the guy who asked his wife how God could make someone as beautiful as her be so dumb.

She told him God made her beautiful so he could love her, and He made her dumb so she could love him.


LOL, I told her she lost her mind when she asked me to marry her. I warned her and gave her ample time to look for her mind and chang it, haha.




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