Hookemdown.

Why did you have to screw everything up Axl? WHY!!

Here's what you need to do now: 1. Retrieve lizard type lure from tackle box. 2. Tie a length of small diameter mono onto lizard. 3. Wait for the wife to climb into bead. 4. Secretly throw lizard over on her side of the bed and begin to crawl the lizard up to her. 5. Make popcorn for long night on the couch.

Good to see you Mike! If you want some humor, you need to check out the baseball thread and listen to Burley publicly hate every team in the majors.

Is this song awesome or what?

So... I can run my Z21 on my local electric only lake wide open and use RDX to blow the fish out of the water. Don't worry though, I'll only keep the legal size and limit ;D

... and the 5th, 6th, and 7th times as well ;D

Where in AR was this? That guy was full of it. You only need a hunting license if you are hunting and intending to take a game animal with a firearm/bow. That is ridiculous.

LOL, had it been me, the only "release" involved would have been to initiate arrow flight So true... That's a nice buck for around here. All of y'all need to try some venison steaks or jerky. It makes all of the hard work you put in during the season worth it.

Welcome! Movin' on up

Are you using FF? It wont work on FF for me, I had to use IE.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKK!

x2 I make the effort to give it a try every time I'm down south but...... I think we are spoiled up here when it comes to seafood. Russ, there's good catfish and bad catfish. Come on over and I'll give you a meal that will make you want to stay down south.

"Open the livewell door 4bizz" "Sorry kitty, I cannot do that" :

There's a local cafe here that can top it

x2 Cheap price, quality line.

Micro, you sure take some purdy pictures.

We're trying to save all of our players for the All-Star game. Gotta keep the AL's winning streak alive you know (What's it make, like 10 straight now? That stinkin' tie don't count)

Glenn, hey Glenn! THE SECRETS OUT. Delete the thread, I repeat "DELETE THE THREAD!!!"

Here ya go Burlo... 20 THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE CHICAGO CUBS LAST WON THE WORLD SERIES 1. Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose. 2. TV was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose. 3. Baseball added 14 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams. 4. George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th,70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays. 5. Halley's Comet passed Earth... twice. 6. Harry Caray was born... and died. Incredible, but true. 7. The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league. 8. Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cubs pitchers. 9. Sixteen US presidents were elected. 10. There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution. 11. Prohibition was created, and repealed. 12. The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion pictures... the latter giving Cub fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top. 13. Wrigley Field was built and becomes the oldest park in the National League. 14. Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team's future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down. 15. A combination of 40 summer & winter Olympics have been held. 16. Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; several thanked Cubs pitchers. 17. Bell bottoms came in style, went out of style, and came back in style. 18. The Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox, Arizona Diamondbacks, and Florida Marlins have ALL won the World Series. 19. The Cubs played 14,153 regular-season games; they lost the majority of them. 20. Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma, and New Mexico were added to the Union.

That, my friend, is a man.

I got nothing but junk. You don't want it. That's OK, I'll take all of your Cubs paraphernalia.

Probably sit on the couch and eat Cheetos.

Two Quarters and a Nickle. I believe the riddle is supposed to read like so: "You have two coins that add up to 30 cents and one is not a nickle. What are the two coins?" Answer: A quarter and a nickle. (ONE is not a nickle, it's a quarter.)

I'll be praying for them both. How is the other guy doing?

How about this: Lakes have names, ponds do not.