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I have 4 other sites I visit and post on a daily basis. If ya want to know anything about Lake St. Clair....there are 2 sites I go to for that.

OK...big USA football fan here...lol.... : You can't talk about soccer and use the word tackle..lol...IN MY MIND..lol..it doesn't fit. They are paying him a lot of money to play 6 minutes. I don't make that much in a week...lol

That was funny....You got some inside info on that?...lol

Anything odd? Have you seen Muddy's smile yet?...lol

I don't know about the glass and the mirror thing. The line lets light through...the hook does not....sometimes the simple things are the hard ones...good luck with your search for the correct answer...lol

With a very thin straw...lol

What took so long with the site Glenn? I thought maybe I was rejected...lol

Wearing a t-shirt is the best free advertising out there. Don't think of it as a no no until you are sponsored by Cabela's...then you shouldn't be wearing a BPS shirt. If ya do...don't get your picture taken in it...lol I wear fishing t-shirts all the time where I work...free advertising for them. So it is no big deal.

No, so far this year I have broke off 3 big fish on my 6lb...so I will stay with that. I also need to relax and play them...I always forget I have light line on when I try to bring them in...

Awesome job Russ, That was the best pic I have seen of you Muddy....way to bend over and smile....lol

Yep...this one tickles my funny bone and makes me shudder at the sametime...lol :o

Yes...my g/f hates me...lol...She is a blonde, but loves the jokes too.

Try googling it....I have no idea where to get it from. But I might look into it myself...these were too funny not to share.

THEY'VE BEEN OUT? CRAP!!!!....lol I saw them last year when Joe Balog was testing them for Berkley. I have been waiting so long...and now you tell me they have been out..... I like the sinking minnows. Trust me on the leeches, I never even liked the Josh pork ones. So I wont try those.

The last 4 5 are hysterical!! These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts", and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. They are hilarious. ___________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ______________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one. ________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you kidding me? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... I was having sex with my husband! ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Are you kidding me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? _________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Guess. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ____________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question? _____________________________________________________________ --- And the best for last: --- ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a week-end gambling trip to Louisiana. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. The brunette asked, "What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered..."Yeah, but you've got a driver!"

(Only a guy would do this!) A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a gun --adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs and I'd know it was working. Awesome!!! (Actually, I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave). Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries, right?!! There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh and blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. So, I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION @!@$$!%!@*!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, and body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. You should know, if you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, that there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. SON-OF-A-... that hurt like hell!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected what little wits I had left, sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get up there??? My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles!! I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return. Still in shock, Earl

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a cow field. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear. I walked over, lifted it's tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours'! I don't remember much after that

The Doctor The Doctor, who was known for his extraordinary treatment of arthritis, had a waiting room full of patients. A little old lady, almost bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her cane. When her turn came, she went into the doctor's office and, amazingly, emerged within 5 minutes walking completely erect with her head held high. A woman in the waiting room, who had seen all this, rushed up to the little old lady and said, "My God, It's a miracle!, seen it with my own eyes. You walked in nearly bent in half and now you're walking out of here, upright! What did the doctor do?" "He gave me a longer cane."

That was kinda funny...I was gonna ask you where you would find a Jack in Fresh water...then I read your post...lol. So which to you is the best FRESH WATER fighting fish?......kinda the question in the first place.

woo hoo...Berkley has FINALLY released their Gulp Goby to the public. ABOUT TIME!! Bait Monkey here I come....lol This is great news for all you Great Lakes Fishermen. Look what it did for Steve Clapper...

Super Bass on the Windy Muskegon Lake...7-14-07 Gusts up to 35mph and hard pounding rain...made our day complete...lol Tritonman and I with the alluminum boat could only go to one place cause of the weather. So that is where we went...up to the river. That was the hard part. The water level was down and with 2-4 footers...we could not get up on plane to get over the sandbar. So, we just lifted the motor, put down the trolling motor, and with the help from the waves and the strong winds floated over it. When we got over the sandbar the wind just took over. We passed two large smallies and so we decided to motor back to the point and throw BOTH anchors into the water. Even with two anchors, the wind blew us past the spot where we saw the fish. I still managed to pick one of them up by fast reeling in a tube. It went 3.4lbs...our biggest fish. Then we went up against the rocks and I got 2 keepers off of them. About an hour later Doug got our 4th keeper. Then the storm really hit. For 3 hours straight, we kept our backs to the blistering wind and hard rain. Even use the seats to keep up standing up right in the boat. When you threw the bait out with the wind...It went 25-50 yrds...NO PROBLEMO...lol. Many times we had to readjust our position because of how hard the wind was blowing. It was stronger than the current...which is why we brought 2 anchors....and we could not belive it ourselves. Finally once the storm broke we decided since the big lakes were rough we would just stay in the river, but took off further up the river. When the sun came out....another boat finally decided to join us. Doug caught his second keeper and our fifth and finale one. We did catch a lot of shorts mind you, but only had 5 good bites. We ended up with...I think...11.27. Winning weight was just over 15lbs. We had 43 boats and they paid 8 spots.....We needed to get rid of the 3 15inchers to win. We only needed to get rid of 1 to cash a check...lol.

I voted peacock bass. Why you may think. Well when the top dog in Smallmouth Fishing...KVD...says they fight harder than a smallmouth, and his brother Randy VanDam(has the record for Ohio) also says so. I am going to say...Peacock Bass.

Tritonman caught the big bass of the day in our 1 on 1 Super Qualifier with a 4.94 smallie in Muskegon. He just needed 2 more of these and he would have won his first Big tournament...lol. Out of 20 boats..he took 7th with 3 fish at just over 9lbs at 9.34. Winning weight for that day was 10.89 Here is an insert from the write up of his tournament: Big bass honors went to Doug Scott who came up just a little short of a coveted 5 # license plate. Doug's giant smallmouth tipped the scales at 4.94 pounds, better luck on that license plate next time Doug. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yeah, there are not to many people who will just come fun fish on Erie or the Detroit River in bad conditions. I think some of those guys were just in awe of the whole situation. Most never get to experience stuff like they saw out there...unless they fish the oceans...lol