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Thanks "LARRY"....lol.. ;D ;D

The best thing to do is get with a local club to run the tournament for you, while you organize it. This way it is a win win situation for both. Let them know what you are looking for in the end and they will do their best to reach that goal for you.

I'm sure you've made alot of friends as a Co with that attitude. You would not be in my boat very long. And, no, you dont have equal rights. You have the back half, nothing more. If you dont make an a** of yourself and are easy to get along with I generally will do my best to get you into good water and get a limit. However, if you come out with that kind of attitude and you actually did start casting over my head you would end up having a very long day - ending with a counselling session with the tournament director. I can't imagine you've really fished the Stren and the Series and be serious about that last comment. I just hope no future co-anglers get influenced by that post. B I have to agree with bshaner on this one. I was told by my boaters that if they are fishing in the other direction....I can cast towards the front. But, how do you go about throwing over the shoulder? With me, fishing big lake waters like Erie and St Clair, I am kinda allowed the opportunity to fish where ever I would like. When drop shotting or draging a tube, and the boat constantlly moving, you need to be able to get to an area where your bait will hit the bottom as soon as possible. But again with permission from the boater. I have never just thrown in front of my boater.

lol...I am only 5'6"...so I am not much taller ...lol

It is so hot, that when I sat in the kiddie pool and farted I had my own jacucci(sp).... ;D ;D. OH wait....that was a poor mans joke...lol...sorry...works both ways...lol

I use to...If any of you have been watching Last Comic Standing....Dante is a friend of mine...HE IS FUNNY!! I missed it the last 2 weeks, so I don't even know if he is still there. If he is...I hope he does his cockroach jokes...very talented man.

This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late. "Great, just great", I muttered. The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window. He said, "I'm not happy"... To which I replied, "Well..... which one are you then?" I know....I'm going to hell..........

I think this is an old one, but I couldn't remember if it was on here. Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, " Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the doctor answers. The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a bea utiful name! Maybe I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "Denephew."

Was nice to see him FINALLY get 300 wins. BUT A NICE GUY???? Mark " The Bird" Fidrich(sp) was a nice guy...lol...to bad he hurt his arm so early in his career...lol GO TIGERS...lol Sorry Muddy, just had to add my 2 cents. I do like Glavine too.

I have sponsors...Most are product sponsors...Did have 2 cash sponsors, but one shut down his business....Legal reasons from the rumor control board.... 8-) So right now 1 cash sponsor. For my division, we are looking to find 5 cash sponsors for next year, so that we can pay out 100% +. Would be like a championship event every night....lol

See, I give him 7 years..avg 40 HR's and he will be the youngest to be the Home Run King. If he plays until he is as old as Barry is now....he will be over 800.

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBOOB will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them

**"Hello?"** **"Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?"** **"No, Daddy.** **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,** **"But honey,you haven't got an Uncle Paul."** **"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,** **Right now."** Brief Pause. **"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.** **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs** **And knock on the bedroom door a nd shout to Mommy** **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."** **"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."** **A few minutes later** **The little girl comes back to the phone.** **"I did it, Daddy."** **"And what happened, honey?" He asked.** "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and ran around screaming.** **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser** **And now she isn't moving at all!"** **"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"** **"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.** **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window** **And into the swimming pool.** **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water** **Last week to clean it.** **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."** *****Long Pause***** *****Longer Pause***** *****Even Longer Pause***** **Then Daddy says,** **"Swimming pool? .** **Is this 486-5731?"* *No, I think you have the wrong number.......*

Roids are used in the medical field...and a doc gave it to him. Just saying. Cocain is ILLEGAL, but I was given some Liquid Cocain, while in the Military, to fix my nose. I even failed a Urine test 3days later. Did I get into trouble? NOPE. I had medical document of it. Also the doc who did the procedure was a Navy doc. So see, you can get anything that is illegal to the public if given by a doc. What a shame for BONDS though. He had all that talent in his younger days....to go and have that done. Then to say he didn't know...WHATEVER. I have never liked him since he was a rookie...that is all ATTITUDE....he is an arse.

that thar is funny...

YEAH...WHAT HE SAID. Come on Ed....come back......You can see the love everyone has for you. Plus some of us would like updates on your sister. We do all care for you here....I for one thought you knew that. Call me Ed....I got more Bass Shack ideas for ya.

Matt is correct. The tournaments that I fish, we have lots of father son teams..and the sons are under 15...sometimes around 10.

If just fishing the BFL's...you can wear anything. If fishing the Stren or FLW you must wear items that have their sponsors on them. I would pre fish with a buddy of mine, who owns a boat. This way, if your boaters spots dry up...you have some knowledge of the lake.

A lot of people felt the same way when Hank was getting close to the record back then.... ..Oh yeah...it was cause he is BLACK.... I remember those days...even certain sports casters were bad mouthing him. SF Loves Barry Bonds...I could care less about the whole thing. That record he sets will get broken too.....GO A-ROD...lol

I don't know... I tried calling him but only get voice mail.

EEEWWWW.....lol....I hope there was no drift there.... :

I will admit, I have always enjoyed watching soccer...indoor was my favorite to watch. San Diego had the best team for the longest time. Indoor is very fast paced...kinda like indoor footbal...LOVE EM. BIG T...if your gonna compare something to soccer...rugby would be a closer game...for the atheleticsm(sp?)..those two are close. I do like the way Avid is so passionate about soccer...look how he described in detail..

I agree...I don't think you should shoot Bambi either...I want a BIG BUCK...lol...one with 10 - points...measures a good 180 or more...lol

I'll let ya know when they know the truth of the matter. Right now my thoughts are.....

My computer is slow...so I can not tell if the speed is better or not. Never understood when people said it was slow...lol. I just want to say thanks for getting it back up and running...that is all I know...lol...slow computer for me.