This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention.

I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late. "Great, just great", I muttered.

The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me.  He was a dwarf.

He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, "I'm not happy"...

To which I replied, "Well..... which one are you then?"

I know....I'm going to hell..........

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ROFL, is this true?....haha

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IF that were true, that would be the funniest crap I have heard in awhile!

who cares if it's true.

It be fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I have a motto.

"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story"

that, my friends, was a good story.

IF that were true, that would be the funniest crap I have heard in awhile!

Couldnt agree more...

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Just be careful squid.  Most little people have mob connections.

I prefer vertically challenged. How did that coffee feel, it it was too hot you should sue.

Did he stop short

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                                     As Ever,

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Just be careful squid.  Most little people have mob connections.

I am the mob, they call me mob, FILE mob

lol...I am only 5'6"...so I am not much taller ...lol

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You won't go to hell if you say a prayer now, try this one.

"Lord, I apologize for that right there, and please be with the starvin' pygmies in New Guinea, A-men"

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You won't go to hell if you say a prayer now, try this one.

"Lord, I apologize for that right there, and please be with the starvin' pygmies in New Guinea, A-men"

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Thanks "LARRY"....lol.. ;D ;D

ROFLMAO!   ;D ;D ;D  Dude, you're not right!  LOLOL

Thats funny.  Knowing Squid from some of his other posts.  I think its true. ;D

Doesnt matter its funny.

That is funny.

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Best laugh I've had all day.......Thanks. ;D ;D ;D

Thats funny. Knowing Squid from some of his other posts. I think its true. ;D

Doesnt matter its funny.

I can't believe you all would think ...... I would do such a thing .... lol.. ;D ;D

BUT HEY...THANKS FOR THINKING OF ME....LOL

That was funny!!!  I need that, my morning was getting pretty boring

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I prefer vertically challenged. How did that coffee feel, it it was too hot you should sue.

Did he stop short

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