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One more for ya RobbyZ, Cheesey Mac & Cheese w/chicken - Baked I only know how to make it in big amounts, so you will have to break it down from here. 3 boneless chicken breast box of macaroni - 8oz should work for you, I use the biggest box..lol 2 cups(1 bag) of shredded mozzarella chees 2- 4 cups(1-2bags) of shredded cheddar ( 2 bags if not using mozz) 2-3 eggs small tub of ricotta cheese small tub of sour cream 1 cup of milk 1 stick of butter salt....pepper....garlic salt...lemon pepper (all for seasoning your chicken) cut chicken into small cubes and cook to desired flavor...cook macaroni...melt butter..... mix in eggs, milk, ricotta chees, sour cream and melted butter when macaroni is ready mix in 1 bag of cheese or 1/2 for you. prep ovan to 350 then stur in the sauce and chicken....add the rest of the cheese to the top...throw into the ovan and cook for 30 - 45 min. If you just want to eat it before you bake it...leave out the eggs. Just as yummy without the chicken..... 8-)

Why do these guys dress like nascar? Advertisement....showing off those who sponsor them. *Whats up the with Sandals EVERYBODY is wearing....they look really bad with the racing gear..... Someone else said it...HOT *How do they dress in those type of clothing in the summer? Dont they get hot as hell? No...the new style shirts can be worn even on the hottest day.....New material....awesome stuff.

NOPE....lol 8-)

I need some info on the Ohio river near Carrollton, KY. I do not know the pools I will be in, but I will be close to Carrollton. I am looking for areas that are close to the town that will produce a good limit of bass in May. Will be there from May 11th to the 17th. What do they bite on at that time frame. We are talking about 6am - 2pm. Are there any maps available somewhere...I can not find anything good right now. GPS positions will work for me....you can PM those to me.

DONE DEAL

What does it mean to be "sponsored"?? - To me it means that there is a company out there that wants to use my sales skills to get their product out into the public. In return they will reward for for such given services...ie...free product, free services, or money. All depends on the sponsorship level......see below Are there different levels of sponsorship? - Yes there are all types of levels. ie The company I work for makes racing bikes for kids..we have 4-5 types of levels, it's all in how you look at it. National Team riders, Factory riders. 1) Team riders start out with a 30% discount on all parts and a discount for their bikes. 2) They can move up to the 40% discount on all parts and a bigger discount on their bikes. Then if they do a lot of national events and are good enough they become Factory riders. 100% discount for parts upto $5000, and 3 free bikes per yr. Some are full 100% riders...no limit. For those that are 40% and below....ie...just ride our bikes...we have contingicy(sp?) money based on how they finish a race. That they can spend with us for parts. Some fishing sponsorships work the same way. I have to maintain a certain amount of points to maintain my national team status with 1 of my sponsors. Are there anglers who are "sponsored", but do not fish tournaments? - Yes, there are plenty of anglers out there who are sponsored and do not fish tournaments anymore or never have.

A pro in most sports...fishing included is someone who tries to make a living in that sport. There are pro's who have second incomes, only because they have not covered their expenses of their respected trails. Our trail claims that a pro is anyone who pays an entry fee of $1500 or more. Everyone will have their own perspective of what a pro is defined as.

I have never had that happen to me....NOT YET...hope never will.

No, I had to replace items I had lost or to lazy to fine tune. ;D

Well I went to BPS this past Saturday, here in Mich, to do a small seminar for a sponsor....and walked out with $200+ retail items for only $148+....lol I love sales...lol. got 2 rods $100 each...on sale for $60 ea and some lures. Plus they gave all the vendors a 15% discount voucher. With my gift cards I spent NO money......that made my girl happy...lmao. That was the first time I ever went to one of their events...sure was nice...good crowd in the early part of the day. I did notice that NO one pays any attention to the seminars there...lol and there were some good ones too. They(the crowd) were only interested in looking at the fish...lol Oh well...did my thing for my sponsor, my fishing trail, BPS and got things I needed and wanted. So overall...it was GOOOOOD!!!

You don't always need to produce on the water. You also need to know how to be a salesman. That is sometimes more important when starting out looking for a sponsor. What can you do for them.

I would have to say no. I have sponsors, but I have to work hard at keeping them. Also, who would trust you if you didn't use the product you rep for?

My other hobby is sports cards....Michael Jordan to be more specific. My collection is worth about 50 - 100k Looking to sell to the right buyer 8-) 8-)

Yep...that thar young'en be Randy VanDam's kid. I will give him a big congrats at the D & R open house on Easter weekend. Johnathan is always working on his fishing.

Yeah, this is like your quarterly appearance! Don't be a stranger...good to hear from you. 8-) Well, I got in trouble at work...so I have to sneek it in...and then I got a new computer.....got really busy....almost forgot my password....lol

I like the guy....oh yeah...he's from Michigan...that might be why. WOW...HAVE I BEEN GONE THAT LONG? The site looks great.

Why thank you

MILITARY RETIREMENT BONUS If this doesn't make you laugh, you are truly humor Impaired! The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000. The third one was a noncommissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my weenie to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop 'em," which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?" The old Chief calmly replied, "Vietnam."

Yet that is why I do like him....lol I live out there for 11 yrs...LOVE every minute of it. Just wished I had taken up bass fishing over there....cause I now regret never fishing those lakes.

I can't believe you all would think ...... I would do such a thing .... lol.. ;D ;D BUT HEY...THANKS FOR THINKING OF ME....LOL

Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; Fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc. I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately. I never knew eating right could be so easy.

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ." The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

I just sit and veg out.....and I think..."smallies...smallies.....smallies"

1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I ticked in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move." 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later...."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'" 4. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room" A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy" 5. It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a ***** to iron." 6 When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?" 7 A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a ***** is seven. Three plus six, that son of a ***** is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a ***** is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four." 8. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy ****! A talking chicken!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. 9. A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not." 10 A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?" 11. A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."

I am also with Zel, I have only come on to post jokes and find this brewing...Don't be gone long....cause now I will have you and Ed to miss.... :-/ > >