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LOL...that thar is funny...I don't care who you are....lol

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Good luck and have some fun.

That is awesome....almost like me and Tritonman....lol....He caught all the fish...but with only 3 as proof and no pics...lol. His son likes to out fish us too. So where on Wamplers did ya find those babies? Last time we were there...shorts all day long.. ;D ;D

Well, Tritonman and I fished our first big tournament of the season, but only had 29 boats show, but we did manage an 18th place finish. I did all the netting Saturday...lol We also had some of the FLW/Stren guys there, which made everyone fish harder. So here are the results: Here are the results of that day. Just wish they had the results page up and running so I cen get them entered: 1 - Nelson/Nelson - 14.94; big bass - 4.03 - 5 fish 2 - Snyder/Withrow - 14.14; big bass - 4.85 (Big Bass) - 5 fish 3 - Gingrus/G. Miller - 12.77; big bass - 3.05 - 5 fish 4 - Ramsey/Ramsey - 11.48; big bass - 3.85 - 5 fish 5 - Steward/Jacks - 10.66; big bass - 4.08 - 5 fish 6 - Noll/Hoyer - 9.95; big bass - 2.73 - 5 fish 7 - Brown/Brown - 9.19; big bass - 2.71 - 5 fish 8 - Braun/braun - 9.10; big bass - 3.71 - 5 fish 9 - Antrup/Klavinski - 8.76; big bass - 2.87 - 5 fish 10 - Plencner/Gast - 8.16; big bass - 2.58 - 5 fish 11 - Palmer/Tucker - 6.73; big bass - 1.50 - 5 fish 12 - Zabolotney/Wagner - 6.46; big bass - 1.96 - 4 fish 13 - Culler/Culler - 6.25; big bass - 3.21 - 3 fish 14 - Keys/Stanton - 6.17; big bass - 4.25 - 2 fish 15 - Ruge/Morr - 5.44; big bass - 2.68 - 2 fish 16 - Stahly/Stahly - 4.93; big bass - 3.38 - 2 fish 17 - Steward/Steward - 4.75; big bass - 2.08 - 3 fish 18 - S. Miller/Scott - 4.39; big bass - 1.96 - 3 fish(Miller Netted them all) 19 - G. Miller/Sitzes - 2.99 - 1 fish 20 - Krizan/Krizan - 2.18 - 1 fish 21 - Martin/Vanck - 1.48 - 1 fish 22 - Price/Denman - 1.11 - 1 fish 23 - Walp/Walp - 1.03 - 1 fish Sharp/Warner Cazier/Beck Miller/Roush Burger/Snyder Giberson/Fitton Christ/Miller

I OWE MY MOTHER . . . 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you Into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC . " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck , You're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear , In case you're in an accident ." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM . "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.! " 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE . "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ***. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world Who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about! ANTICI PATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING . "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE . "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going To get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, Don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, You'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS . "Shut that door behind you. Do you think You were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

I think most are found on South Shores....Canadian side...by the mouth of the river

What? And give Americans jobs? Too easy. Better to farm them out...... : :-?

Wowser...was nice to see this one come out again.....someone was really looking....2005...then now....

HA HA WHAT A DUMMY..............lol.....I hope the take him to the cleaners for that.

OH MAAAAAAN.. >...lol....I was looking forward to seeing an 8 track installed...LMAO ;D ;D ;D

Make sure to wear DARK sunglasses... 8-)...wouldn't want the wifey to catch checken out the hulla skirts...lol ;D ;D

I too felt that same way....25yrs later and I can't even remember half the names in my class that I did hang out with...lol.....That's just life..when ya don't keep in touch...you lose that feeling really quick....lol...if 25 yrs is quick...lmao

I am with RED on this one.....?????????

This is old, but I still like it....It is from Tritonman's wife: Subject: salesmen A young guy from Indiana moves to Seattle and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Indiana." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says "one". The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says "$101, 237.65". The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook Then I sold him a Medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing'.

I was going to say that too.....man I get on here to late sometimes...lol

I learn-ed everthing from squid at the Bass Shack..you should chek hims out...lol

Don't forget state boating laws too....Legal HP for the boat should be posted. Find out what your boat is required to have by law..then what your tournament also needs added onto. All the info you need should be with your state boating sites, and your tournament rules. Good luck in your tournament.

Oh Ye of little faith....lol

Here is how everyone fair'd Not really good info here since we were only allowed 1 fish each...some might have caught more than 1 keeper. Here were the results: 1st- Rick Vogelbacher Big Bass 2.43 lbs. 2nd- Rick Zabdotney Big Bass 2.24 lbs. 3rd- Andy Buss Big Bass 2.16 lbs 4th- Brad Jones Big Bass 2.05 lbs. 5th- Kyle Nelson Big Bass 1.68 lbs. 6th- Steve Miller Big Bass 1.65 lbs. 7th- Stan Bebont Big Bass 1.57 lbs. Chris Scott Stacy Vogelbacher Jerry Hurst Sue Thatcher Aaron Homan Ursula Vogelbacher Ron Allan Dick Vogelbacher Brain Wilson Rick Thatcher Mike Miller Stephen Hardy Larry Homan Jon Buss Patrick Pilmore Danny Ullery Jack Schalk Doug Scott Jim Napolski Matt Everett Thanks to all those that attended. It was a nice group of 27 anglers My 6th place was only my 2nd fish and only keeper...lol Caught it on a green pumkin wackey style. Tritonman did catch 8 bass, and his son caught a perch and a short bass, and lost a good 2lb'r. All their fish were caught on a drop shot. Myself, Tritonman and his son Chris. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT HAWG......lol 6th place with that...lol Very tough bite out there from what everyone was talking about....Was a ball though...good to finally get out on the water. Temp was in the 70's..water temp was 53-55.

I am not insulted one bit....lol....OH....you meant the OTHER SQUID....lol

I just can't believe we are reading and replying to this....lol Nice Ride though.

It was an intresting read....so where is the funny part? Did I miss something?

You're An EXTREME Redneck When..... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this." 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care. 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines." 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" So you see, there really are 2 ways to look at everything.