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HAPPY B-DAY BIG GUY.....25? I REMEMBER THOSE DAZE...LOL..AND I MEANT TO SAY DAZE...MY DRINKING DAYS THAT IS...LMAO

OH MAN...IF I KNEW THAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE POSTED IT AGAIN...POOPER. OH WELL....STILL FUNNY...LOL

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant!!!!!!

Wabbits A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

I LOOKED THAT MAGAZINE OVER AND DIDN'T SEE YOUR HOUSE IN IT....BUT I DID SEE SOME THINGS THAT INTRESTED ME...LOL. NICE PICS...GLAD WE MISSED THAT PART OF THE STORM. I NEED SOME 60 AND ABOVE TEMPS HERE SOON.....I AM TIRED OF SNOW AND COLD.

GLAD I GET MINE FREE

GREAT QUESTION...AND THANKS FOR THAT ANSWER...WE HAVE THOSE SAME KINDA BOTTOMS WHERE I FISH. THAT IS ONE REASON I DONT THROW A JIG, BUT ALSO GET BEAT OUT BY THOSE WHO DO BUT IN DEEPER WATER.

THAT IS A COOL IDEA....... ....hummmmmm? NOW I KNOW WHAT I CAN DO IN MY RETIREMENT YEARS. FIND A NICE LAKE...WITH A PUBLIC CAMP GROUND...AND GIVE FISHING INSTRUCTIONS FOR PEOPLE NEW/OR OLD TO FISHING. THEN LET THEM TRY EVERYTHING OUT ON THE WATER. GET FEEDBACK AND TAKE IT FROM THERE. HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OH TRITONMAN.....I GOT US A NEW JOB IN THE MAKING.....

GREAT VIDEO...SUPERMAN AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON HIM....CLAY IS AWESOME.

How about an LBH speedo for the guys (thong style) with your pic on the front? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D EWWWWWW :P.....I WOULDN'T WANT RUSS ON MY RUSS....LMAO..I CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE...LMAO

HOPE I CAN LIVE UP TO ALL THAT.....LOL...MY FAV IS #10.....BRING ON THE BEER....LOL

HUMMMMMMMM :....I GOTTA REMEMBER THIS ONE.....LOL

YEAH YEAH....TAKE NOTES....GOT YA ONE MORE WEEK AND I WILL GET AN ANSWER...I HOPE IT'S THE ONE I WANT TO HEAR......NOW LAY OFF BIG GUY, OR I WILL THROW YOU OFF THE BOAT....LOL

IF IT IS WINDY? JERKBAIT....AND WHEN YOU ARE SLAMIN UM...SMILE...LOL

YEAH, I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR TOO....BUT IT IS STILL FUNNY.

I AGREE WITH BASSMASTER.....BUY LOWER END STUFF AND SLOWLY BUY A NEWER HIGHEND COMBO EVERY YEAR OR WHEN YA HAVE THE MONEY.

I LOVE THAT LAKE.....THERE IS AN OPEN ON THE 16TH OF JUNE....CAN'T WAIT TO THROW SOME TUBES.

YES....JUST MAKE SURE YOU MATCH THE COLOR OF THE OTHER BAIT FISH IN THE AREA. WORKS THE SAME WAY.

.....ME LICKING THE BOWL......LOL

NICE...SENT THAT ONE TO MY FAMILY....LOL

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink!" The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! Two arms pop out. The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another drink!!" The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes. By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly The bar falls silent.The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says, (Wait for it) (It's coming) (Ya ready?) (Don't hate me) (Ya gonna hate me) (Take a deep breath) "He should've quit while he was a head!"

I DON'T CARE........IT'S A FAT BASS AND I WANT ONE....LOL TO TRUELY FIND OUT WHAT IT IS...GO AND CATCH IT...MIGHT HAVE TO KILL IT(NOT A GOOD THING MIND YOU)....THEN STUDY IT. BUT FOR NOW...LET'S ENJOY THE FACT THAT THAT IS ONE BIG, FAT, LARGE, HUGE SMALLEY.

Dinner Club A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner club and agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors' house each month. Of course, the lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Jimmy and Susie Brown to have the dinner at their house, like most women, Susie wanted to outdo all the others and prepare a meal that was the best that any of them had ever lapped a lip over. A few days before the big event, Susie got out her cookbook and decided to have mushroom smothered steak. When she went to the store to buy some mushrooms, she found the price for a small can was more than she wanted to pay. She then told her husband, "We aren't going to have mushrooms because they are too expensive." He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There are plenty of them right in thecreek bed." She said, "No, I don't want to do that, because I have heard that wild mushrooms are poison." He then said, "I don't think so. I see the varmints eating them all the time and it never has affected them." After thinking about this, Susie decided to give this a try and got in the pickup and went down in the pasture and picked some. She brought the wild mushrooms back home and washed them, sliced and diced them to get them ready to go over her smothered steak. Then she went out on the back porch and got Ol' Spot's (the yard dog) bowl and gave him a double handful. She even put some bacon grease on them to make them tasty. Ol' Spot didn't slow down until he had eaten every bite. All morning long, Susie watched him and the wild mushrooms didn't seem to affect him, so she decided to use them. The meal was a great success, and Susie even hired a lady from town to come out and help her serve. She had on a white apron and a little cap on her head. It was first class. After everyone had finished, they all began to kick back and relax and socialize. The men were visiting and the women started to gossip a bit. About this time, the lady from town came in from the kitchen and whispered in Susie's ear. She said, "Mrs. Brown, Spot just died." With this news, Susie went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called the doctor and told him what had happened. The doctor said, "It's bad, but I think we can take care of it. I will call for an ambulance and I will be there as quick as I can get there. We'll give everyone enemas and we will pump out everyone's stomach. Everything will be fine. Just keep them all there and keep them calm." It wasn't long until they could hear the wail of the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road. When they got there, the EMTs got out with their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump. The doctor arrived shortly thereafter. One by one, they took each person into the master bathroom, gave them an enema and pumped out their stomach. After the last one was finished, the doctor came out and said, "I think everything will be fine now, and he left." They were all looking pretty peaked sitting around the living room, and about this time, the town lady came in and said, "You know, that fellow that ran over Ol' Spot never even stopped!!

TRITONMAN AND MYSELF ARE LIKE ABBOTT AND COSTELLO HERE IN MICHIGAN....SO YOU CAN COUNT US TWO IN FOR THE MOOK CLUB. I HOPE THIS IS BETTER THAN THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUB...LOL HERE IS THE MOOK TEST: AFTER YOU ANSWER ALL 8 QUESTION, USING 2 LINES, MAKE THE BOX AT THE BOTTOM INTO FOUR EQUAL TRIANGLES. 2 X 9 = 3 X 9 = 4 X 9 = 5 X 9 = 6 X 9 = 7 X 9 = 8 X 9 = 9 X 9 = OK...HOW MANY DID I MISS? 2 X 9 = 1 3 X 9 = 2 4 X 9 = 3 5 X 9 = 4 6 X 9 = 5 7 X 9 = 6 8 X 9 = 7 9 X 9 = 8 IS THIS RIGHT? LET ME CHECK AGAIN, BUT IN REVERSE ORDER. 9 X 9 = 81 8 X 9 = 72 7 X 9 = 63 6 X 9 = 54 5 X 9 = 45 4 X 9 = 36 3 X 9 = 27 2 X 9 = 18 OK, SO I MISSED 8 QUESTIONS...NOW TO SIGN MY NAME: X HOPE OTHERS DO BETTER THAN I DID.....LOL

TOOK ME A LONG WHILE TO FIND WHAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT. WHEN I FOUND IT...THERE WAS NO WAY I WAS GOING TO PULL THAT UP....I READ OTHERS COMMENTS BEFORE I LOOK AT PICS....LOL SO HE DIDN'T GET ME EITHER...LOL