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IF YOU HAVE A BOAT...THE CASH...AND THEY HAVE A SHORT FIELD...I BET YOU CAN GET IN. BUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE WATER VERY WELL, OR DID NOT PRE-FISH IT VERY WELL.....DON'T GET IN JUST TO SAY YOU DID, CAUSE YOU WILL BE HURTING THE CO-ANGLER/NON BOATER WHO IS TRYING TO WIN SOME CASH. AS A CO-ANGLER....MOST OF THE TIME...IF YOU HAVE THE CASH AND SHORT FIELD...YOU WILL GET IN.

I THINK THE ANSWER WITH ALL FISHERMEN/WOMEN WOULD BE NO, BUT WITH THE SIGNIFICANT OTHER....1 DAY A YEAR IS SOMETIMES TO MUCH FOR THEM....LOL

THINK HOW THAT EFFECTS THE GREAT LAKES....SUCKS TO BE US RIGHT NOW :-/

LOL...I DID IT TWICE...46% AND 49% YANKEE......TOO FUNNY...BORN AND RAISED IN MICHIGAN......HUMMMMMM.

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?" Then the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right here." Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?" "That's simple. By the nail over its stall." Amy explains very confidently. Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?" She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

CAN SHE GET A TICKET FOR DUI?....LOL

THAT IS MY GRANDMA...YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR PRINTING THIS WITHOUT FAMILY AUTHORIZATION....LOL

In the days of the Wild West there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew he wasn't yet first-rate, and that there must be something he was doing wrong. Sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man seated at the bar that had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West, in his day. The young cowboy took the seat next to the old-timer, bought him a drink, and told him the story of his real ambition. "Do you think you could give me some tips?" he asked. The old man looked him up and down, and said, "Well for one thing, you're wearing your gun way too high, tie the holster a little lower down on your leg". The young man did as he was told, stood up whipped out his 45 and shot the bow tie off the piano player. "That's terrific!!" said the cowboy. "Got any more tips for me?" "Yep", said the old man, "cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it. That'll give you a smoother draw." The young man took out his knife, cut a notch, stood up, drew his gun, and in a blur, shot a cufflink off the piano players shirt. "WOW" said the cowboy, "I'm learning something here, got any more tips?" The old man pointed to a large can in the corner of the saloon. "See that grease over there? Coat your gun with it." The young many went over to the can, and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun. "No", said the old-timer, "I mean smear it all over the gun - handle and all." "Will that make me a better gunfighter?", asked the young man. "No", said the old timer, "but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he's gonna shove it up your butt and it won't hurt so much."

GOOD ONE...LOL

CAN I SEE THAT IN SLOW MOTION....LMAO

LOVES TO EATS THE MEAT....LOL

WE LISTEN TO "I'M A BASS-A-HOLIC"....LOL

DID YA NOTICE...HE IS KEEPING HIS BGS GRADED 9.5 MJ CARD.....LOL I DO NOT FEEL SORRY FOR YOU TO HAVE TO WORK TODAY...... :'(BOO HOO....LOL

HAD MINE TAKEN OUT AT MY FIRST DUTY STATION.....CHECKED IN AND THEN GOT 2 DAY OFF....WOO HOO....LOVE THE MEDS IN THE MILITARY....LOL

WELCOME TO THE CLUB 8-) :

WELCOME ABOARD HUH? I HAVE NEVER HAD THE JITTERS ABOUT A TOURNAMENT.....CAUSE I ENJOY THE FISHING PART OF IT....SO I AM ALWAYS RELAXED. NOW...WHEN I WAS DOING MARTIAL ARTS TOURNAMENTS...JITTERS ALL THE TIME....SINGING CONTEST...JITTERS ALL THE TIME....ONLY CAUSE I KNEW I WAS GOOD AND DID NOT WANT TO CHOCK....CAN'T CHOCK IN FISHING....LOL..YOU EITHER FIND THE BITE OR YOU DON'T....PERIOD. THAT IS HOW I LOOK AT A TOURNAMENT. I AM EITHER GONNA BE ON FISH, OR I CATCH THE HECK OUT OF THE SHORTS....WHICH IS STILL FUN TOO....LOL

AND AGAIN I SAY...LOL....I JUST WANT ONE TO GO OVER 5lbs IN A TOURNAMENT.....HAD ONE OVER 6.....JUST NOT THE SAME....LOL

MINE IS ON AS WE SPEAK...HAD MY COUSIN LOOK AT IT TWICE AND BOTH TIMES NOTHING WAS WRONG....EVEN THOUGH HIS COMPUTER SAID SO...DIDN'T COST ME A CENT, BUT HE HAS HAD TO TURN IT OFF AFTER EVERY CHECK. TIS GREAT TO HAVE A MECHANIC IN THE FAMILY....I MUST BE BLESSED...LOL A MECHANIC/USED CAR SALES, A DOCTOR, AN INSURANCE REP....JUST NEED A LAWYER AND A BOAT SALES REP AND I AM GOOD TO GO.....LMAO

MIGHT JUST BEING QUITE FOR A WHILE...HE WILL BE BACK I BET.

I GET PUMPED UP...NOT JITTERS....NOR DO I FEEL SICK...IT IS AN AWESOME FEELING WHEN THE FIRST TOURNAMENTS HIT HERE IN MICHIGAN. BUT I CHEAT...I HEAD SOUTH TO INDIANA FIRST....LOL

WHY CAN'T I HAVE HALF A DAY LIKE THAT? TRITONMAN......DO YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THOSE....I AM HOPING TO SEE YOU CATCH SOME FISH THIS YEAR....LOL....TIRED OF DOING ALL OF THE WORK OF TWO...LOL. BACK ON TOPIC...AWESOME FISH!!!!!!

IF YA WANT TO SEE A YOUNG SKINNY ME...LOL....WATCH THE NOVEMBER RAIN SONG. I AM THE ONE TAKING THEIR PICTURE AS THEY LEAVE THE CHURCH IN THE WEDDING SCENE. HEARD THAT SONG CLOSE TO 100 TIMES WHEN THEY WERE MAKING THAT VIDEO....NICE SONG...GOT OLD QUICK....LOL

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. ***** I had amnesia once -- or twice. ***** I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? ***** Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ***** All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. ***** What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? ***** They told me I was gullible and I believed them. ***** Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the Interstate. ***** Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. ***** One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. MY FAV..LOL ***** My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies. ***** I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. ***** The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. **** * How can there be self-help "groups"? ***** If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? ***** Is it me--or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

NICE ONE

GOOD THING I READ THIS....THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS SEASONS INDOOR FOOTBALL LEAGUE. :-/