bait__Monkey

hey used guys! we b frends, i hep u by things. we got sum money, yes? everybody havin sales 4 fathers day, lets go shoppin, ok? i luv used guys!

im so happie we wait til my friend gets paid, then i tell him some tings we need raul a good man, he sav sum his money so can buy sumore later jimzee hav good sugeston 2, butt we gonna ned sum rods go with dem reels. maybe megabass hav sumting we like, yes?

no metalica

Wrong end man.........

Try it.

the mor use guys spend, the mor u save!

hey! i no des guys, we all reel good frends butt deys wrong dis time...u ned dem reels u got sum money, yes? lets keep wat we got an gets 3 more new ones u gonna like that e7...i promise

hey used guys! hop u hav sum fun 2nite. b safe and we go shopping friday, yes? happy new year!

raul, u a good frend and student i tink u take over now... Sensei Raul Blackbelt-Baitmaster

Ur gud frend need help now Mrs bm not happy no muny comin in i try tel her bout bad conomy she say no bad conomy sun stil shine rain stil fal banana stil gro on treez u help ok spend muny now gud deelz ok git por bm out of dogs hous

raul, u a good man u got sum monie, yes? we ned nother reel, deez r nice... ps flechero, u ned nu picure of mi newest friend. 10 day old is good. u 1 lukie man. he gonna lik his nu reel.

no way i hijack plane...i hav mi own... u guys job 2 make me rich, mi job 2 keep u poor. u got sum monie, yes? we go buy sumpting, i hep u, yes?

hey! dat not nice...we frends, yes? u got sum monie? we go by sumpin, i hep u.

u need all da nu baits in all des colors dey make u cant hav 2 many baits we hav sum money, yes? i hep u spend it

General Name: The BaitMonkey Age: Older than dirt, I,s born a split second after feeshin was invented City/State/Country/Planet/Galaxy: I,s omnipresent, wherever in this universe there 's fish to be caught and anglers ketchin 'em I,s there, dat includes aternative realities. Occupation: aw c 'cmon ....... ya 'lls knows mys occupation Education: I knows vrythin ther 's to kno 'bout tackle past, present n 'future Yrs fishing: I,s don 't feesh for feesh, I feesh for ur wallet, ur will, ur thoughts ur desires Prefered Style: it depends on whatever style I,s need to get to u Personal Favorite food: weeeelllllll, they don 't call me "Ole Banana Breath" for nuthin. Fav movie: "Two grumpy old men" Fav quote: " You can never have 'nuff tackle " by guess who ? Fishing Fav bait: all of 'em Fav setup: all of 'em Fav Lake: any Fav river: any Fav hobbies other than fishing I,s said: I 'm omnipresent, I,s got multiple personalities, you pick the hobby you like and I 'll be there. ( just ask Redlinerobert and his friends that collect fancy cars ) People you respect an/or admire I,s a sucker for any hobbyst Turn ons: Whenever I,s see somebody ready to purchase tackle, man I,s drool like a rabid dawg when I,s read urs posts about askin for suggestions. Turn offs: Ha ! u think I 'm that easy to turn off ? Aspirations To make ya 'll a more victimized victim Essay I,s always there, u can never run from me, I,s impossible to dodge nor to stop, u 'll always be mys client. Get it ? now get over it and accept ur faith.

all da spouncerrs liks me i hep dem out u got mor monie, yes? i hep u, we go buy sumtin i mak um liks u, 2

"Even though I 'm a tackle junkie I must say that the sentence is quite accurate. If I knew back then over three decades away when I began the habit of purchasing tackle what I know now rigging methods and fishing techniques the ammount of tackle I now own would be a lot smaller, when I say a lot I do mean a lot." -Raul wat! raul, u mi frend...dont talk lik dat...u mak me cry... u got sum mor monie, yes? i hep u, we go by sumpin.

u gys 2 funnie... we git sumor stella and steez, yes? den u gots 1 spinner 1 baiter, ok?

we bin frens longer den u know. we got money, yes? we go by sumting.

hey! u guys r hurtin mi feelings. we frends, i jus tri 2 hep. we got sum monie, yes? we go shoppin.

i jus tring to hepp, we not by nothin in awile an i no we need sum nu stuff. we got mor monie, yes?

fish chris, u a mean man u an me not frends no mor... i git u big swimbait and all u want catch is big basses... i stay mad at u awhile

i hapy 2 hep! we git summor, yes?

wat m i supos 2 do? dey wont let mi n skool.

good 4 u, mi frend! i ben bizee wit da utter gys, but we git 2getter soon. congratulations!