Root beer

You don't own the air.

Man, I'm curious what it tastes like. Never had had end bottles and for some stupid reason I want buy a nice bottle for my birthday just for poop and giggle.

Shooting a drone may not be covered under the first amendment, but pretty sure shooting the bird is...

This is a trap. He wants us to fly or drive (our preference) just so he can get us to unpack then stiff us.

*in my best Barney Stinson's voice* This night is going to be legend wait for it and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the word is dairy.. Legendary!!

Bassresource beer pong tournament?

What the address to the kegger?

Redlinerobert beat you by about week or two.

Unrelated, somewhat, but when I used to get telemarketer's calls I would answer the phone saying buster's sperm bank, you spank it we bank it. It was a 100% effective, the shock factor that is.

Raider, should you heed this advice, your accountant would not get in trouble. It would just be you. You gotta love limited liability.

Seriously? I got interviewed by a person once for analyst position, then two weeks later I was notified I been asked for 2nd interview at their regional office. They paid my hotel, gas, and dinner night before. The 2nd interview was an interview in room with 3 different people for 30 minutes each. Plus small panel interview. I also been interviewed by HR director then had panel interview on separate day in which the controller and assistant controller were sitting across from me. Trades vs carpet walking are world apart in their processes in selecting "talents." Screw it. All those experiences were interesting in their own accord and process does widely vary depending on interviewer's personality. All you can do is give it to them straight and be yourself then hope for best. Edit: to the topic starter, congratulation and always work hard. Be attentive to the little things, you need references going forward so it helps have a great reputation.

It probably a part time job, benefits don't exist for part-timers. Pointless in asking.

I thought they were changing it to the Washington 4 skins....

This is old but: http://www.khou.com/news/local/Lucky-customers-get-1-gas-after-computer-glitch-at-Pasadena-Conoco-station-146797095.html Freaking animals! It amuses me that some of the people being dishonest about gas station error are probably the same people that would complain about the story that got this thread started, am I right?!?!?!?! Money, the root of all evil. Regardless of any situation, dishonesty is dishonesty. Human errors are inevitable, taking advantage of them is dishonesty. I can go on further rant about this, but will instead let it go and let karma catches up to people in all social class.

Independent subcontractor? Your tax situation just got complicated.

Normal people sometimes get refund that exceeds their tax withholding. It's called tax credit. You might even qualify for one or two yourself, maybe. I find myself happier with life when I don't worry about this stuff nor listening to extremist propaganda says. Since you get work up over this stuff, you should watch Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. (it's on Netflix.)

The easiest way to stardom is probably to wear very little clothes and shake your butt with your tongue out...

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.” ― John Lennon

Played baseball my whole life. 3 broken legs and two surgeries. Pick your poison.

Just walk around your house for hours with the shop vac on sucking air out of each rooms.

Welcome to the cult. Your phone, iPad, and Mac will mesh together nicely. You can do it on PC, but it's a lot easier and smoother with Apple products. By the way, on Pages (the Apple version of Word) you can export documents to Word. I'm sure your professors would enjoy the Word version.. Basic fonts and layouts are the same on Pages and Word.

PM me your address. I'm billing you for liquid damages on my computer at work. Edit: Quoted by JB, "I will continue to be a casual OU fan" Quoted by Catt,"No wonder ya deny being a fan, admit to nothing, & make accusations." Too funny, but I'm still billing you for liquid damage on my computer.

If you watch Jaws backward it about a shark that vomit humans to populate a beach.

Man, you're like a puppy that just won't learn. Arguing with an LSU fan is a lot like arguing with a woman. Even if you're correct the woman refuses to believe it and will keep saying she is right. Just go hunting, my friend.