Root beer

In Soviet Russia, knife set falls on you!

Hmm. Tell me where you work at and I'll come throw a rock through your window, then you can tell me what kind of rock I threw.

Brain teaser: you have two coins that equate to 30 cents, however, one is not a nickel. What do you have?

**** that.

The middle right is very appropriate payback to someone who wronged you. It's called a double decker I believe.

I've already went through the 5 stages of loss and grief. Thanks for your concern though.

.. do y'all think this will fit in my back pocket? http://www.sciplus.com/p/1112-TALL-64OUNCE-STAINLESS--HIP-FLASK_48545

If you want a historical book, may I recommend Our Southern Highlanders by Horace Kephart?

Man, I grew up in snowstorms in Tennessee that was worse than this, and got used to controlling my car. Not one time did I spun out, slid, etc., on the way home. It took me 1.5 hours to go 20 miles from downtown Tuscaloosa to my home. I was sitting in red light near a hill and I had been in low gear the entire time keeping my distance, not pressing gas too hard, not braking hard, and my car was spinning slowly anyway due to low gear. I was well within controlling my car with multiple slick spots all over the road, and had solid nerves up to this point. As I sat there chewing gum, trying not to pee myself (shouldn't had that 3rd cup of coffee.), listening to some My Morning Jacket, and then I saw in review mirror a SEMI-TRUCK was sliding!!!! And another car was a foot from hitting side of my car!! My heart was freaking racing, and I was thinking of all the craps I should have done with my life. On the plus side I didn't have to pee anymore, so there the silver lining. I WAS HAPPY to have finally reached the dreaded hilly backroad because I was hoping for no traffic. As I first pulled into the backroad, I see a white covered road with no tread marks. Kind of relieved to think there be no more amateur drivers or egoistical redneck thinking he can get across icy road in truck that has more money put into it than his mobile home only to watch them fish tail up a couple hills....No more than 5 minutes later a school bus comes barreling down the other lane slamming her brakes... I said a few words that get bleeped on here, but good grief my mind thought she would slide into me head on. Anyway, I reached the top of first hill, I switched my ol' reliable vehicle into 4x4 low and proceed roller coaster my way home on the hillside. I got home and I crap you not, I nearly fell asleep from that adrenaline rush. People in 'Bama go crazy, y'all.. CRAZY!! People be the death of me.. If you wanna know what happen if everyone on the road would drive if they were drunk, come watch these Alabama folks drive in this kind of weather.

If you throw a Halloween party next year, I already got my costume picked out.

This will get you started on Raider: http://www.bassresource.com/bass-fishing-forums/topic/129722-banished/ If you somehow managed to do another Craiglist deal like this, you ought take a Vietnamese man with a large spoon for protection...

Antibiotic won't help you with the flu...

heck ya!

Yeah! I just love that show and the fictional character.

Breaking news: Barney Stinson has accepted this challenge!

Hot apple cider with a dash of Fireball.

I WANT!

It's easy if you try.

Slight off topic, but..... Camus VSOP cognac...... Holy crap this is smooth.....

Hmm. You stupid American!!!

I triple dog dare you to tell a pregnant woman an alternative place to get food.

Two old guys have been fishing together for 30 years. They were fishing under a bridge and a hearse drove over the bridge. One of the men stood up with his hat off to pay his respect then his buddy decided to join in. After the hearse one of the guy looked at his buddy and said, "you know, we have been fishing for 30 years and have seen many hearse crossed this bridge. So how come we decided pay our respect to this one?" In which his friend replied, "Well, I was married to her for 35 years so I thought I show a little respect."

You're an electrician. Think you can convert your gnarly stroller into one of those?

I haven't had a flu shot in 7 years. Haven't had the flu either in this span. *knocking on wood* Get well soon and stay the heck away from me.

It's alright. Elijah Craig 12 year old that is.